(Crackfic) Ranboo lays an egg (Edited ver)

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@Razberry07 <- one who wrote this chapter, if you want to read this unedited go onto his account. (Its under the same name)

It was late at night when Ranboo started enderwalking. He took all the blankets in the house and made a nest on the floor of his and Tubbos room. Later, there is an egg in the nest. Tubbo wakes up with a yawn, He looked around for his husband confused, but when his eyes met the ground he saw a nest of blankets, an egg in the nest, and his husband sitting in the nest, next to the egg, making enderman noises.

 "WHAT THE F#CK!? RANBOO, WHAT IS GOING ON!" Tubbo yells confused, jumping out of bed. ⟒☌☌" Ranboo says pointing at the egg. "What does that mean!?" Tubbo shouts, starting to panic. Ranboo looks at him, his eyes glowing purple." "⟒☌☌". Ranboo points to the egg, points to Tubbo, and back to the egg. "⟒☌☌ ⎎⏃⏁⊑⟒⍀". "W-what? What are you saying?!" 

Ranboo snaps out of enderwalk and screams in terror"WHAT THE F#CK!?" He runs behind Tubbo and asks "Why is there an egg?!" Tubbo looks at Ranboo in surprise "That's what I was asking you!!" Ranboo looked at the egg, then at Tubbo. "Random question, has enderwalk been giving you grass blocks lately..?" Tubbo looked confused. "Yeah, why?" Ranboo groaned. "Endermen reproduce asexualy, meaning they lay eggs. They tell their partner they are going to lay an egg soon by giving them grass blocks!" 

Tubbos eyes widened. "...This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted another kid..." Ranboo grimanced "I know, it's not what I meant either..." Tubbo looked at the egg and said, "So... now what?" Ranboo sighed "Well, now we-". 

He cut off in the middle of the sentence, going back into enderwalk. He teleported next to the egg and [idk what I'm doing anymore lmao] sat on it [like a chicken XD]. Tubbo looked very confused. "Are you a chicken 'Boo?" "⟒☌☌" Ranboo said. Tubbo sighed and went to get a blanket. "It's going to be a long 9 months." He gets back in bed and soon falls asleep.

~time skip one month~

Tommy is babysitting Micheal when he says "Do you wanna see papa?" Tommy smiles at Micheal and says "Sure!" He follows Micheal into Tubbo and Ranboos bedroom and freezes when he sees Ranboo, in enderwalk, sitting on an egg. "WHAT THE F#CK!?!?!?!?!"