Back to the present, Clyde POV
"Well...😏😏" said Bonnie smugly.
I heard sirens in the distance... But surely, it couldn't be...-
20 mins earlier, Y/N POV
After my phone call with my BESTIE💫💫💫💞💞💞💞💞, I felt my fury grow inside of me.🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩😩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I ragingly dialed kilenc-egy-egy (911).
"Hello, police? I'd like to report a drug baren."
"K." exclaimed the dispatcher.
Back to the present, Clyde POV
"Clyde Cumberbitch, you are under arrest for multiple accounts of manslaughter, mansplaining, arson, illegal drug use and smuggling, human trafficking, stalking, arson, making out with a pope in public, having sex with a pope in public, wearing a bracelet that says 'i had gender w ur mom', watching too many disney films, arson once again, extortion, tax fraud, cyberbullying, acting like you're from a stripper agency just to get with a cute guy and shoplifting."
Clyde gasped, utterly bewildered.
"You can either go down to the police station or go down on me.🛐🛐🛐🛐"
He gasped cutely.
"I think u know the answer baby.😩😩😏😏💞💞" he answered suggestively.
They road off in the sunset making out, as good friends do.🌄🌄🌄🌄
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Beyond religion (pope francis x pope boniface)
Любовные романыPope Boniface, the proud drag queen of the church meets pope Francis, an honorable pope secretly going through his emo phase. A scintillating romance full of lies, betrayal, and most importantly: true love that goes beyond beliefs. Written by: me a...
