𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞

five.pussyless

ban wally from life
july 7th 2010
2:30

LANA BANANA
WALLACE ISTG
IF WE ARE UNABLE TO MAKE A
TEAM OF RLLY HOT RLLY SEXY
SUPERHEROES BC OF YOUR FUCKING
STUNT I WILL MURDER YOU

wallace.
SUPES WAS THERE TOO

LANA BANANA
AND? HE IS NEW TO THIS WHOLE THING
AND HES COOL
AND NOT ANNOYING

KON KON
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

ROBBY WOBBY
IDK BUT ITS FUN IG

ban wally from life
july 8th 2010
9:00

LANA BANANA
OFFICIAL HEROS AND NOT
JUST S*DEKICKS

LANA BANANA changed the group name to THE TEAM should ban wally from life

wallace.
youre never giving that up
huh

LANA BANANA
no
ly wal

wallace.
I NEED TO ADD MGANN

wallace. added (XXX)XXX-XXXX

(XXX)XXX-XXXX
what is this?
omg is it one of those human
things where you get to message
friends on a device?
you guys do know i can set up a
mind link, right?

LANA BANANA
this is MUCH more fun
ANYWAYS
we need a nickname for you

LANA BANANA changed (XXX)XXX-XXXX to MISS M N M<3

wallace.
now all we need is roy

LANA BANANA
if only your girl wasnt blocked
im emo from that
i miss him sm

ROBBY WOBBY
roy slayed tbh

wallace.
never say that again

KON KON
i am horrified by that response

KALDUR <33
that was... disturbing

LANA BANANA
NEVER SPEAK AGAIN!!!!!

ROBBY WOBBY
ykw im hacking your phones

LANA BANANA
do that and ill expose your identity
and then hit you with radiation rays

wallace.
its true she can do that
her milfy mom confirmed it
and then i searched it up
she told me to sleep with one
eye open

LANA BANANA
and then he said he already does to
keep an eye out for selener
i would say i think hes high but...
we already know the answer to that
(its just him)

MISS M <3
this has been...
interesting
can someone give me a tour
i think i'm lost

wallace.
I CAN

LANA BANANA
this man has never had pussy
and he will prolly never get it

ROBBY WOBBY
LANA

LANA BANANA
IS IT A LIE???

ROBBY WOBBY
...
no

wallace.
i hate you more than life
itself

LANA BANANA
omg you should like
go kys if thats true!

wallace.
omg you should like too!

MISS M <3
is this a normal thing...

KON KON
yeah
ive been here for a day and they
have told each other to "kts" multiple
times

ROBBY WOBBY
see mgann
this is better than a mind link
i dont think anyone wants to
hear lana and wally arguing
and telling each other to kts
everysecondofeveryday

MISS M <3
yeah i see that

a/n: roy appearance next chapter woo 😍

also wally and lanas dynamic makes me so happy omg