OH MY GOD HES DEAD?!

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by BabyBreadStan

by BabyBreadStan

Ship: Implied Brypu
Type: Humour
Requested by: No One
Prompt idea: Jyles finds out about Bryan and Inpu having kids.
Origins series: Origins of Olympus
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It was a normal day to say the least at camp Oasis. A certain jester Demi God was enjoying the warm breeze at lake outside of camp, the same place where the infamous fight against the Seductive Rose and Son of Zeus had token place.

Jyles was just about to doze off when he heard his name being called. He turned around to see his best friend, Bryan son of Aphrodite running towards him.

'Well well well, what do we have here?' Jyles said in a sing song tone. 'Hey Jyles!' Bryan greeted him with a smile warm smile, 'How are you doing?' 'Well, you could say things are going a float sunshine.' Jyles replied levitating off the ground slightly. 'And what about you? Was there something you wanted to talk about?'

'Yes actually, it's something important actually...' Bryan's tone became soft as he took a seat on the deck. 'Well what is it?' Jyles questioned as he raised an eyebrow. 'Well uhm..' Bryan looked nervous, he looked down on to his lap; his expression unreadable. 'I promise not to judge.' Jyles promised in a soft tone. He floated down to reach Bryan's eye level. 'You are my best friend after all, I'd never judge you.' He cupped Bryan's cheek and smiled. 'Promise?' 'Promise.'

Bryan took a deep breath, 'Ok, so I have kids.' Jyles stopped smiling, had he misheard Bryan? Did he just say he had kids?! 'I'm sorry could please repeat that?' Jyles said in a serious tone as he floated near the docks and landed on his feet, he turned around to face Bryan.

'I have kids, Jyles.' Bryan repeated bit much slower this time. Jyles stayed quiet for a second so he could remember English. 'With who exactly...' Jyles finally spoke. 'Me and Inpu.' Jyles couldn't believe it, this had to be a joke right?!

'How many children do you have exactly?' 'Three.' 'Three?!' Jyles replied, his voice cracking. 'Mhm.' Bryan replied happily, 'Their names are Atlas, Femi and Lotus!' Jyles couldn't take it any more he was done, this wasn't a prank.

Bryan looked at Jyles with worry, he looked paler than usual and looked sick. 'Jyles are you oka-' Before Bryan could finish his sentence Jyles feel backwards.'J-Jyles?!' Bryan quickly ran over to his friend slapping him in the face multiple times, trying to wake him up. 'C'mon this isn't funny! Wake up!' He yelled.

When Bryan found out the continues slapping didn't wake Jyles up and could possibly give him a concussion. He decided to bring him to Kay, the camp consular and nurse. Bryan's original plan was to carry Jyles and fly him to the infirmary, but the Jester was way to heavy for Bryan to carry. So Bryan settled on dragging him from his feet their instead.

As Bryan was running through the camp he paid no mind to all the stuff that whacked Jyles on the back of the head. After finally reaching the infirmary. Bryan burst through the door, scaring Kayla.

'Hey Bryan.' Kayla started. 'Is everything alright?' 'ItoldJylesmeandinluhadkidsandthenhefainted!' Bryan yelled all together in one breath. Kayla looked stunned, she couldn't believe her ears. She stared at him for a second before he spoke. 'Why didn't you just your healing circle!' She scolded him. 'I panicked!' He responded. The both of them eventually got in an argument forgetting about the passed out clown on the floor.

A few hours later Mario came into the infirmary after some campers voiced their concerns of hearing screams from in there. Mario was expecting to see his girlfriend fighting a patient that refused getting medical help, what he wasn't expecting to see was Kayla and Bryan fighting while Jyles was unconscious on the floor.

'Uhm, guys?' Mario said, trying to get their attention. Both of them abruptly stopped arguing me turned to Mario. 'W H A T!' Both of them said angrily in unison. 'One, why are you two fighting and two, why is Jyles passed out?' Mario questioned as he pointed to the Jester who had had leafs and twigs stuck in his hair and who's head was slightly bleeding. Both of them turned to Jyles then looked back at each other for a second.

'We forgot about Jyles!' Both of them yelled. And in a blink of an eye both them were tending go Jyles needs while leaving a completely confused and baffled Mario at the door.
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