Bratkawa: Y/N since that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project 😊
Y/N: Excuse me I'm not a school project😒
Bratkawa: now, now, you'll like it. Whenever I see someone less fourtunate than I
Y/N: Excuse me don't make me get Iwa in this chat!
Bratkawa: and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I 🤔 my tender heart tends to start to bleed 😔
Y/N: you have a heart 🤔
Bratkawa: and when someone needs a make over I simply have to take over
Y/N: you're whole personality needs a make over
Bratakawa: Rude 🤚
I know, I know exactly what they need and even in your case... though its the toughest case I've yet to face
Y/N: Bitch 😃
Bratkawa: don't worry I'm determined to succeed follow my lead....
Y/N: no.
Bratkawa: and yes indeed, you... will... be...
Y/N: leaving?
Bratkawa: No! Popular you're gonna be popular
Y/N: I'll pass
Bratkawa: I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
Y/N: please don't pass off your playboy attitude to me
Bratkawa: little ways to flirt and flounce ooh
Y/N: what did I just say?!
Bratkawa: I'll show you what shoes to wear how to fix your hair
Y/N: what's wrong with my shoes and hair 😕
Bratkawa: everything that really counts to be popular I'll help you be popular
Y/N: nah I'll pass
Bratkawa: you'll hang with the right cohorts you'll be good at sports
Y/N: so basically volleyball 🤔
Bratkawa: learn the slang you've got to know so let's start cause you've got a long way to go 😄
Y/N: I'm not even going to say anything...
Bratkawa: listen, don't be afraid of my frank analysis think of it as personality dialysis now that I've chosen to become
Y/N: annoying 😒
Bratkawa: a pal, a brother, an advisor there's nobody wiser
Y/N: ......
Bratkawa: not when it comes to popular ✨
Y/N: I can name a few people who would be wiser
Bratkawa: I know about popular 😊 and an assist from me, to be who'll you'll be instead of dreary who you were ...Well are
Y/N: I-
Bratkawa: there's nothing that can stop from becoming popular- lar
Y/N: wth is lar 😂
Bratkawa: la,la,la,la~ we're going to make you popular 🤩
Y/N: please don't
Bratkawa: when I see depressing creatures with unprepossessing features
Y/N: please stop calling me a depressing creature no wait, I am one anytime I'm talking to you
Bratkawa: .... I remind them on my own behalf to think of
Y/N: they could be talking to anyone but you
Bratkawa: celebrating head of state or specially great communicators did they brains or knowledge
Y/N: what? do you? 😂
Bratkawa: of course I do 😠 don't make me laugh 🤭
Y/N: 😳 you serioisly think nm🤦🏻♀
Bratkawa: they were popular! Please!
Y/N: please stop texting
Bratkawa: its all about popular its not about aptitude its the way you're viewed 🤗
Y/N: no its not
Bratkawa: so its very shrewd to be very very popular like me ✌🏻
Y/N: I'm good
Bratkawa: Why Y/N?
Y/N: what
Bratkawa: look at you
Y/N: ?
Bratkawa: you're beautiful 😊
Y/N: I- I'm done I don't want to be popular I'm done talking to you for the day
Bratkawa: you're welcome 😄
And though you protest you're disinterest I know clandestinely 😌 you're grin and bear it you're new found popularity 😊 Ahh😆 la,la,la,la you'll be popular✨ just not quiet as popular as me 💅🏻✌🏻
A/N: There will be song pranks and song texts in this book
YOU ARE READING
Haikyu texts
Fanfictionit's all just Y/N and Haikyu characters Also, thank you to @anyalynnrose for letting me post these fake texts
