Haikyu texts

Rude

Fake blonde: Y/NNNN KITTAAA

Mr. Perfectionist: what?

Y/N: what?

Fake blonde: I have a question for  both of you

Y/N: What is it?

Fake blonde: Saturday morning jumped out of bed

Mr. Perfectionist: Okay...

Y/N: Atsumu it's literally Tuesday

Fake blonde: and put on my best suit

If food was a personality: Sum u you don't even own a suit

Fake blonde: shut up! And got into my car and raced like a jet

If food was a personality: Sum u you don't own a car either

Photogenic bitch: so he ran?

Mr. Perfectionist: I guess.

Fake Blonde: all the way to Kita knocked on his door with heart in my hand

Mr. Perfectionist: you didn't come to my house and you sure as hell didn't ask me a question.

Fake blonde: because I know Kita is an old fashion man

If food was a personality: did you just call Kita old he's literally a year older than us

Mr. Perfectionist: I'm not old.

Fake blonde: can I have Y/N for the rest of my life say yes, say yes because I need to know Kita said I'll never get his blessing until the day he dies "tough luck my friend, but the answer is no"

Photogenic bitch: Damn Kita that's cold

Mr. Perfectionist: I never said  any of this.

Y/N: Atsumu you could've literally asked me you didn't have to go to  Kita

If food was a personality: Would you've actually said yes though

Y/N: I mean idk maybe

Fake blonde: why you gotta be so rude don't you know I'm human too? I'm gonna marry her anyways

Y/N: 👁👄👁 what?

If food was a personality: bro did you lose your mind?

Photogenic bitch: 🍿

Fake blonde: marry that girl marry her anyways

Y/N: I didn't even say yes I didn't even answer

Fake blonde: no matter what Kita says

Mr. perfectionist: if you're going to marry Y/N anyways, why do you even ask me?

Fake blomde: I hate to do this but you leave no choice can't live without her

If food was a personality: obsessive much?

Photogenic bitch: yeah honestly

Fake blonde: love me or hate me we will both be standing at the alter or we'll run away

Mr. Perfectionist: Atsumu you better not.

Photogenic bitch: please do

Mr. Perfectionist: Suna please stop encouraging him

Photogenic bitch: What? What did I do? I'm encouraging Atsumu, not Y/N

Fake blonde to another galaxy you know she is in love with me 

Y/N: I never said I was in love with you

Food if it was a personality: dude nobody is in love with you

Fake blonde: she'll go everywhere I go

Y/N: obsessive much

Mr. Perfectionist: do you follow him everywhere he goes?

Y/N: no.

Fake blonde: can I have Y/N for the rest of my life say yes, say yes, cause I need to know

Mr. Perfectionist: no

Photogenic bitch: Damn

If food was a personality: 😂

Y/N: 😓

Fake Blonde: Kita said I'll never get his blessing until the day he dies, "tough luck my friend, but the answer is still no"

Mr. Perfectionis: Again, you never asked this

If food was a personality: if I was Kita I'd say no

Fake blonde: why you gotta be so rude don't you know I'm human too?

Mr. Perfectionist: I'm not being rude. I'm being realistic, Atsumu.

Fake blonde: why you gotta be so rude I'm gonna marry that girl anyway marry that girl

If food was a personality: bro you didn't even ask Y/N you're just assuming she'd  say yes

Fake blonde: no matter what you guys say

Y/N: it matters what I say 🤨

Fake blonde: marry that girl we'll be a family

If food was a personality: we're literally in high school

Photogenic bitch: it'd be funny if Y/N said yes, but then runs away at the alter

Mr. Perfectionist: guys, be serious.

Fake blonde: Kita?

Mr. Perfectionist: Yeah?

Fake blonde: can I have Y/N for the rest of my life say yes, say yes cause I need to know

Mr. Perfectionist: ..... No.

Fake blonde: Kita said I'll never get his  blessing until the day he dies "tough luck my friend, but the answer is still no"  why you gotta be so rude don't you know I'm human too? I'm gonna marry her anyway

Y/N: so I don't get a choice or anything 🤷‍♀️ I'd rather marry Osamu

Photogenic bitch: DAMN she chose the brother 🤣🤣

Mr. Perfectionist: 🤦‍♂️

Fake blonde: marry that girl no matter what Kita says marry that girl don't care what you guys say

If food was a personality: well that's obvious

Fake blonde: why you gotta be so rude? So Y/N you wanna go out?

Y/N: No.

If food was a personality: okay what about me?

Y/N: No.

Mr. Perfectionist: I'm so done with this chat. 🤦‍♂️

Photogenic bitch: 🍿🤣🤣