Salty: Is the king and the great king available to talk?
Milk boy: no.
Salty: then why did you answer
Milk boy: just to tell you no
Prettyboy: I'm here 👋🏻
Milk boy: no one cares
Prettyboy: 😒
Deadchi: Y/N are you okay?
You didn't show up to school today
Prettyboy: maybe she's thinking about going to abajoshi
Milk boy: no
Deadchi: yeah no
Salty: maybe she felt intimidated by the king and she doesn't want to answer
Milk boy: SHUT UP!
Deadchi: be nice or I'll kick you both out of practice 😃
Milk boy: 😳
Salty: 😳
Pretty boy: LMAO this is great 🤣
Milkboy: shut it maybe if you your team actually did practice on Mondays, your team would've maybe beaten us and went to nationals
Pretty boy: why you 😡😡😡
Y/N: ....
Deadchi: uncalled for Kageyama do you want to kicked out of practice
Pretty boy: yeah do you 😎
Deadchi: Oikawa this is going to be you if you don't shush it 😃🔪💀
Pretty boy: 👁👄👁
Okay I'll be quiet
Salty: 🙄 Y/N finally responded
Prettyboy: Yoohoo Y/N ✌🏻
Tired of shittykawa: I can feel Shittykawa doing a dumb pose knock it off Shittykawa
Pretty boy: 👁👄👁
Deadchi: anyways Y/N?
Salty: are you dead?
Y/N: I am damaged
Far too damaged
Milk boy: what?
Salty: I am not as damaged as the king back in middle school
I'm not even damaged
Milk boy: HEY! 😡😡😡
Deadchi: Y/N? are you okay?
Pretty boy: you're not damaged Y/N if you are come to my school I'll fix you right up 😊
Milk boy: No!
Deadchi: No!
Salty: No!
Pretty boy: I-
Y/N: but you guys aren't beyond repair stick around here make things better
Deadchi: Y/N what do you mean by that?
Y/N: because life's beaten me fair and square
Pretty boy: Y/N 😭😭😭
Milk boy: felt that
Salty: same
Prettyboy: same
Deadchi: GUYS! Y/N are you home I'm on my way over so don't do anything stupid
Y/N: please don't come over stay away now don't know what you will do
Deadchi: to make sure you're safe and okay?
Salty: are any of us?
Milk boy: true
Pretty boy: True
Deadchi: GUYS 😡
Y/N: hope you guys miss me
Wished one of you kissed me
Milk boy: 😳 what?
Prettykawa: I mean I tried once but you punched me so...
Milk boy: you actually tried to kiss her
Salty: I'm done with this chat
Y/N: then you know I love you guys I'd trade my life for your guys'
Pretty boy: huh? Trade?
Milk boy: who's making you trade your life for ours
Deadchi: I'm going to find out 😃🔪
Y/N: Once I disappear try to cheer up everyone down here
Pretty boy: Don't leave me.... 😥
Salty: even though you annoy me I li- tolerate you
Milkboy: seriously? Tsukishima this could be the last time we speak to her and you're saying that
Deadchi: not if I have a say
Salty: big talk King why don't you tell Y/N how you feel?
Milk boy: 😳😳
I-
Salty: didn't think so
Y/N: I love you guys 😁
I love you guys 😥
I love you guys 🥺
I love you.... guys 😭
Pretty boy: I love you too Y/N
Don't leave....
Y/N come back
Milk boy: .... I- do you- do you think Dachi is there by now?
Salty: Idk we'll have to wait and see...
YOU ARE READING
Haikyu texts
Fanfictionit's all just Y/N and Haikyu characters Also, thank you to @anyalynnrose for letting me post these fake texts
