Being A Mendes

Chapter 9

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! I jump out of bed and slip.
"Ow." I mutter, laughing at myself.
I run down the stairs and bump into Shawn.
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!" I yell at him.
"How did you... get a boyfriend? I mean look at yourself!" He says while laughing.
"Wow, thanks big brother!" I say while punching his arm.
"Yeah,yeah. So who's this "boyfriend"?" He asks.
"He's real you idiot! It's Nash." Shawn just looks at me and then yells something unexpected.
"DOUBLE DATE!!! Oh, we could eat muffins and when we are all older we will have muffin children and they'll all love muffins and they'll poop chocolate chips!!" Yep, that's what I have to live with.
"Wait,wait,wait. You have a girlfriend?" I ask.
"Yep, I'm dating Rian. I know that I'm sexy and that's how I get all the ladies. Yep, that's probably it." He says, agreeing with himself.