Story 8. life hack

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If you're gonna fuck someone do it right. In life of course. I knew this guy that stole from me. He stole my virginity. No. Never mind I gave it to him. Well he stole my car. My wallet. My bitch. My account on Wattpad. My email. My stories. My turtle. My dick. My frog. My rare Chinese dubla ablan gauda Garcia Manuel Mejia hank #selfie mysterious one path bird. After that I had nothing. I had to cut someone open with my finger and I've been living inside him ever since. And its not so bad. Its got food and liquid. Its pretty good. Anyways if your gonna fuck someone do it right.

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