RDJ imagines

Married to Tony will be like 😩✨

Married to Tony will be like

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He'll kiss you in front of everyone, no matter what time or what place, he'll do it.

He hugs you from behind, kissing your head, neck, shoulder, whatever he has access to. 

Pulling you close to him, leaving hickey's on your neck and teasing you infront of everyone to let them know you're his. 

Inappropriate jokes and flirting, makes everyone roll their eyes. 

Scott, Natasha, Steve, Wanda, etc. Telling Tony to stop with the inappropriate jokes in front of kids. 

Tony laughing it off because the kids won't understand and Peter and Harley have heard him say inappropriate jokes before.

You lightly hitting his arm, and telling him they are right.

Shuri telling peter that Tony bit you. 

Peter ends up crying because he didn't want Tony to kill you. 

You telling him to stop with the PDA in front of everyone and he just kisses your cheek, telling you that he loves you. 

Loves resting his head on your shoulder and chest. Not in an inappropriate way, he just loves it because it's comfortable and he feels safe in your arms. 

Him laying down on your lap when watching a movie. 

End up falling asleep on the couch with him on top of you.

Nat coming in and sneeking a picture to tease you about later. 

Him always having his hand on your thighs or legs. 

He says your thighs are very comfortable, he loves them very much and turns him on. 

Sitting on his lap whenever and wherever.

"Is that seat taken?" You ask.

"Its reserved for you," he smirks.

Ended up once having sex on the couch with a blanket on top of you two, in front of everyone while watching a movie and no one noticed until they heard you moan and scrambled out of there. 

"Tony, you made every-" 

"Shhh, baby," he kisses your neck, "the only thing you need to care about right now is riding me like a good girl," he whispers in your ear. 

Finding ways to touch you inappropriately without everyone knowing. 

Loves to make everyone hear you scream his name. 

If he gets jelly, he'll french kiss you in front of anyone. 

The french kisses start get more usual. 

Him interrupting you in the middle of talking with any type of kiss. 

Taking care of him when he stays in the lab all day.

"Sleep later. I'm doing work right now." 

His sleeping pattern starts getting better, and starts sleeping at a normal time and waking up at a normal time.

Dealing with his anxiety attacks.

"Don't leave me," he hugs you. 

"Tony, we're married. I'll never leave you, and I love you no matter what," you kiss his forehead.

Him being a mess when you are out. 

Worrying if you were on a mission and he didn't accompany because of Fury. 

Running to hug you when you arrive home from anywhere and thanking god you are still in one piece.

Arguments, sometimes on a little thing, but no matter how big or small the problem is, you both always fix it and be back to normal. 

Laughing about old memories you both shared.

You both cursing at each other knowing none of you mean it. 

"Good night hoe," you close your eyes. 

"I prefer you call me another name," he frowns. 

"Like?" 

"Slut…oh wait that's even worse." 

Rolling your eyes at him when he gives Peter wrong advice to ask a girl out. 

Tony wanting children but waiting for you to be ready. 

When finally having a baby, you always remind him that he'll be a great father. 

Him telling you that his mother would have loved you. And if you were friends when you were kids then his mother always shipped you both. 

Him not telling you he loves you often, but he really does.

"I know I don't say it much, but I love you too baby," he holds your hand. 

Stealing his favorite shirt. 

"Who took my-...oh," he smirks, "you know what, I think I like the shirt better on you." 

He's basically a life time of pain in the ass and a life time of fluff and love. 

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