I woke in Springfield Park i was proud to be an American. Savannah came up to me she had just had intense intercourse with Derek. I could smell it in her eyes something had gone wrong. Very wrong.
"I got Hemrooids" Savannah breathed.
No this can't be happening!NO!
"Let's go to the STD clinic #Sav..." I replied meekly staring at her toes.
We caught a cab (twas yellow) there was a hot driver called Dave Bing:
Look me up he said, we didn't.
We arrived. At the clinic (5 hours later). I was still proud of my american heritage but something felt off.
Then i saw him. Derek- looking amazing. I wish i got hemmoriods from him she was so lucky.
His balding head shone in the hospital lighting i could take my eyes off of it. He had sausage fingers that were lovely. For Savannah. I had to stop thinking like this. I couldn't be a true American if i thought like this. Sin. Sin. Sin. Sin. I looked over to the emo ramen god figure i kept in my petite little pocket.
"I will repent later , i promise" I said biting my lip....
I tasted the Alpha protein powder i have sniffed this morning, lust....
