"Nice one B" Millie said as Aphrodite claps for him
"Give me another, Mox!" He said as he loads up his gun
Moxie swipes the destroyed tv and brought out a new one. He then turns it on to 666 News.
"Eh, not feeling it next" blitz said "and Chocolate, ah" he opens his mouth as Aphrodite placed a choco bar in his mouth and he eats it
Moxie changed the channel and showed a character like Betty Boop dressed as the devil.
"No, keep going, keep going, keep going." He said as his gaze follow her bouncing. Aphrodite did the same by moving her head
Moxie changed the next channel which revealed a commercial "I say I say, are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Waxford's Lucky Idea Factory, where you make the things and I make the money. Please, I'm very desperate."
As the Commercial ended, Blitz yelled out "Bingo!" and shot the tv, Moxie manages to dodge it
"Woah! you're on a roll sir!" Millie cheered
Loona was sleeping, leg twitching until she woke up when the room starts trembling and her cup knocked over. She asked worriedly, "Guys, do you feel that?"
"oh shit is that a Hellshake?" Blitz stood up
"that's possible?" Moxie questions
Everyone was tense except for Moxie and Aphrodite who was confused
"Protect my assistant!!" Blitz yelled as he hands on her well more like he sinks in her big hair. "What's going on?"
Millie then said with a panic tone "alright don't panic Moxie!"
"I'm not panicking because health quakes don't happen" Moxie points out
Loona shakes him and yelled "stop getting hysterical fatty!!" she then slaps him to the wall
As he lands in the wall, a big wrecking ball smashed into the wall. As the ball untangles, revealing a old male demon with metal tentacles in his back "do not be afraid"
Blitz jumps out of Addy's hair and asked "and please tell me you got that insurance thing"
"Who are you and what do you want" Millie questions him and pulled an axe out
"I am Loppty Goopty, dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish" he sang as he introduced himself
Loona points out and no care on her face "could have just used the door dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing?" She went back in her phone
"i am eccentric" he grabs Aphrodite and spins her around rapidly "and must therefore do eccentric shit" he then dives her down, as she laughs
Blitz sniffs him and Gags "ah, this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"
"yes" Loopty answered and drops Addy on the floor hard "moments ago in fact, which is what brought me here."
Blitz helps her up and rubs her head
"Just saying, the front door would have gotten you here fine" loona points ot and not care
"Shut up dear furry" Loopty told her, making she growl
He then pulls out a small photo of a old person as he said "this is the man, I'm gonna need you to kill."
Blitz grabs the photo and said as he was impressed "Not even a shit's length of time in hell and already plotting revenge, I can respect a man with that sort of passion." He the shook his hand "I'm blitz the o is silent."!
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Daughter of Asmodeus (Helluva boss various x Innocent oc)
RandomAphrodite, daughter of Asmodeus, the Embodiment and King of lust. her mother just left her to him and never met her at all. A child that he can't be ruined by lust, and born with beauty and grace. Throughout her life, she was raised to be innocent...
