EXES and OOHS

6.4K 86 133
                                    

Credit CrazyImaginationGirl thenewkid3456 and hisxlover for the story ideas

💙💙💙💙💙💙

At IMP

Moxie Sits at the meeting table with Loona, in silence. He looks around nervously as he claps softly.

Breaking the silence, Moxie said to Loona "You know, I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Loona looks at Moxie for a bit, then rolls her eyes back to her phone.

"I. Am not. FAT!" Moxie yelled

Suddenly the door was kicked up, revealing a furious Millie. She stomps inside as she mutters angrily under her breath, making the floor shake

Millie stomps over the table and slams her mug down hard, startling Loona as she mutters "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!"

She continues as punches a button, labeled "Nut button!!" Which brought out a human cardboard cutout. She throws a knife at it before lunging at it like an angry cat.

Moxie watched and asked nervously "Millie, honey. Is everything okay?"

Millie response back by hissing, disturbing Moxie

She pants until she calms down. She then said "Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex."

"Oh! Oh…" Moxie was surprised then turned to worried

Pulling out the knife, Millie explained "He just kept going on about how he has money now, a bright future and a bigger cock."

"Wait, what?"

"Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-" she raised her voice until she punches a filing cabinet hard, knocking it over

Blitz then enters with his phone in hand "What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!"

Running to the mess, Moxie said "Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—" he stopped when he picks up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits "What is this?"

Blitz grabs the photo and tells him nervously "Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them."

Addy then came in with a plate of cookies in hand. She smiled and said "hey Millie I saw that you were angrily so I made your favorite"

She placed the plate down "Queen of heart cookies. Red velvet with chocolate chip"

Without saying anything, Millie grabs one and eats it angrily. She then mutters "thank you"

Back at Blitz's office, explained on the phone "Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?"

Inside of a dark mansion, his client explained with a cigar in hand, he explained "Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate."

Blitz said "Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I gotta tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore."

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time." The client explained

He chuckled "Ooh, how ominous. Fine, whatever, what's the address?" He looks through his window

"Transportation has already been taken care of."

Daughter of Asmodeus (Helluva boss various x Innocent oc)Where stories live. Discover now