kingdre: you cant handle all this
384k likes 94k commentsdamndanii: NO WE CANT DAMN YOU FINER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER
badjuju: HI MRS PARKER
kingdre: hi boys!
damndanii: when you gon let me fuck mrs parker?
kingdre: what you say honey?
badjuju: BAHAHAA we need to rewatch that movieusername1: damn if you only like woman
kingdre: i know truly a shameusername2: fine as hell
kingdre: thank you!barrykeoghan: looking good my man
kingdre: thank you! can't wait to finally meet you!
barrykeoghan: me too!richardmadden: your eyes i could stare at all day
kingdre: so do it ;)
richardmadden: tempting offer
username3: ooo!! my ship
username4: #richdreusername5: who said he looked good? it all looks fake
badjuju: but nobody asked you? the only thing fake is your lips. did one of them explode?
username6: someone pop her lips
username7: lol not pop her lipsusername8: SEXY ASS
username9: slay the house down
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badjuju: dinner was amazing!! so nice to see my babes and meeting my new friend
tagged: damndanii, kingdre, barrykeoghanbarrykeoghan: it was lovely to meet you june!
badjuju: barrykeoghan it was nice to meet you too! and please call me ju-ju!username1: what did you guys have to eat? it all looks so good!
badjuju: username1 well we had some wine obvi, i had a salmon with some vegetables on the side
damndanii: i had the steak and fries which was pretty damn good
kingdre: i was simple just a burger and fries
barrykeoghan: i thought i was the simplest i just had a chicken salad
damndanii: ^ the chicken was A1 though
kingdre: ^^ it was
badjuju: ^^^
username1: not yall all sharing barry's food lolusername2: so glad you guys all got to meet!
username3: i love that restaurant! so good!
username4: why would barry waste his time on nobody's?
username5: he should hang out with regular celebrities
username6: why would he support women and men like these three?
username7: they must think they are better than everyone
username8: they should just kill themselves
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DRUNK & NASTY | BARRY KEOGHAN
Fanficin which famous social media star tweets out a sexual tweet to famous actor barry keoghan and he responds social media AU (slow updates)