Ceris had went to the bank to pay for enough money to move out and not live with lance and the others but all her money was already taken so she went home and .....wowCeris " guys whats happing ........what ??" She said confused
Suddenly say saw the whole place painted gold and white .....it looked fancy
Lance " oh oh ha ha oh ceris thats not a rich way to Enter " he spoke in a very stereotypical rich voice
Ceris " ....what's up with you guys " she was beyond confused
Gwendolyn " oh ceris please speak proper English would you my lady " she was also acting fancy
Vordus " ceris you appear to have missed a lot so ...become one of the fancy " sudden ceris was dressed in a gold and white dress
Ceris " WHAT !!!!!" Her voice suddenly turned like the others
Gwendolyn " oh ha who ha he " ceris grew concerned
Ceris " Gwendolyn your making weird noises you ok ?
Gwendolyn " I believe I'm having a stroke .......oh ho ho marvellous ha ha ha
Lance " ah ha ha shes now with us " he wrapped his arm around ceris
Ceris " oh lance you charming genius ...ahhhhhh what did i just say !!!!!!!!" Lance spun her around and made her land on a chair
Gwendolyn poured her some tea
Lance " ladies and gentlemen we did it we are fully rich h aha ha marvellous " he laughed in the voice
Gwendolyn " thanks to our new money we dont have to worry about anything again ha ha
Ceris was slowly being turned fancy . Her hair went longer and curled
She was treating lance ..with respect................even i dont know what's happening
Ceris " i dont like this .......i mean of how unlikable this current situation is " she was losing it
Lance sat in a chair next to ceris calmly
Lance " thanks to us and money we will never have to work again .....vordus what might that book be ?" Vordus closed the book he was readying
Vordus " it is nothing!!!!" Lance looked at the book
Lance " ...oh mother of the lord jesus himself ....your paying your taxes ....your not a real rich man and i dont think your rich at is real " Vordus looked offended
Ceris " sir this is the point where you take off your glove and smacketh him "she said to Vordus
Lance " if you lay thine pawn on my silk and sexy face oooo I shall be ever so bothered " ceris stood up
Ceris " punch him in thine ball shacketh " they all burst out laughing
Lance " you cant just say eth at the edn of everything and make it be fancy
Ceris " fuck you eth " they all went back to being fancy
Vordus " sir lance do you challenge me to one match of spanketh ?"lance got up and stood in front of him
Lance " I challenge you to a game of fisticuffs !!!!"
Vordus " oh i will knock your teeth out c*nt " all of them laughed as Vordus spoke in his normal voice
Ceris " thats not very high society of you Vordus
Lance " you have to say it fancy like " coughs " listen here good sir i will use the velocity of my fists to know your teeth from dine cavity
Gwendolyn " his unfancy language is not forgivable my rich brother and sister
Lance " I invited you here for tea and crumpets and you say that ....leave " he walked back over to ceris
Ceris : what he is saying is that your not welcome in high society and your hat is silly
Vordus " .....fine then jesus ......." He leaves but was very offended
Gwendolyn " now back to high society oh hood hoodie marvellous
Suddenly they burst out drinks and Gwendolyn got drunk and was messign around under the table where lance and ceris were also drinking
Gwendolyn " bipity biptity bee lets do something silly today shall we oh oh ha hooooo" she was very drunk
Suddenly her horse came in
Deathbringer( the horses name ) " ....nope " he leaves
Lance " oh ceris this has been an ever so fancy day oh hoooo who
Ceris " oh god what am I doing ....i mean ....oh sir lance i do have been enjoying myself " they raise their glasses to each other
Gwendolyn " shunjrsxvdjkslmo wooooo!!!" With a flash of magic she was gone
Lance and ceris "...............
Gwendolyn " uhh gentlemen i appear to be stuck in the roof " lance and ceris looked up to see Gwendolyns top half looking down at them
Lance " well Gwendolyn theres high society and to high society
Gwendolyn" oh I'm sorry I'm just on another level of class then you .........but it is ever so lonely up their
The next morning
Ceris " uhhhh what happened........WHERE AM I !!!!!!!!!!!.....oh Gwendolyns room I thought i
Lance " uhh ......." They looked at each other
Both " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance " oh wait we are fully clothed ...well that was weird
Ceris punch's him in the face and leaves
Meanwhile
Deathbringer " the hell did you get all that money
Vordus " we robbed ceris .......wait you can talk ?
Deathbringer" UHHH AHHHHHHH WHAT KIND OF NOISE THE A HORSE MAKE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The end
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