An alternate version of the final battle between eoin and alanAfter alans daughter Phoenix had killed eoins best friend foxy
Eoin " NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!alan this time you have gone to far your killing comedic relief characters now " alan summoned his axe
Alan " yes and what are you going to do about it ya baby " he tried to strike his bother down but eoin caught the axe
Eoin " im going to hold you axe and punch your jaw in the JAW !!!" Punch's him sending him flying backwards
Alan " AHHHH MY JAW !!!!" He got back up and the two stared each other donw
Eoin " your gonna pay for getting killed foxy !!!!" Alan threw his axe and hit eoin back and making it come back to him
Alan " finally a worthy opponent our battle with be like that one skillet song what was it legendary " he said slamming his axe in the ground since this was gonna be mainly a fist fight
Eoin " come at me ya dingis "the two started fighting each other in close combat
Eoin punched alan in the face
Alan " you punch like a bitch eoin " alan punch's him sending him back slightly
Eoin " no you ...you ...struggling to get insult ummm....YA BIG BULLY !!!!" Blasts him away " you daughters so fat she looks like a your mom joke !!
Alan " thats how you want to play it fine . Your daughters so smart but stupid she DUMB !!!" Eoin smacked him offended
Eoin " you started this war killed so many people for no reason " alan slapped him twice and blasted him away
Alan " NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPNED IF YOU WERE JUST A GOOD BROTHER " he yelled angry
Eoin " what does that have anything to do with this ?" He was confused
Alan ' EVERYTHING. The backstabbing, the lies , beating up my friends for being my friends , almost killing my daughter the pancakes that were mine that you ate !!!!!!!!!
Eoin" heh ?
Alan " thats you problem you never listen !!!
Eoin " what ?
Alan " EXACTLY!!!!
Eoin slams alan into the ground and slams his face into the ground
Eoin " how does the floor taste asshole
Alan " it tastes like floor !!!!!!" Hits him away
A random door is there next to them and alan picks eoin and and slams him against it over and over
Eoin " this " slammed " door " slammed " appears to be made " gets slammed again " of door " he said dizzy
Alan " really i would have never guess LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF THE FLOOR " slams him into the ground
Eoin " god i dont like it at all its to solid and hard
Alan " HA you said hard thats a penis joke " eoin shoots alan with his energy lasers from his arms
Eoin " we are making dick jokes now well you are one !!!
Alan " a dick or a joke???....ACTUALLY IM OFFENDED EITHER WAY !!!" The two kept punching each other
Eoin grabs alans axe and cuts alans arm badly with it before stabbing it all the way through his chest
Eoin " how are you still standing !!!" Alan slaps him away with his other hand
Alan" tis but a scratch !!!" His arm fell off
Eoin " A SCRATCH I PUT A SWORD THROUGH YOUR CHEST AND YOUR ARMS OFF
Alan " ive had worse " alan grabbed eoin and Loki hulk smashed him over and over on the floor until eoin blasted himself free
Eoin " why wont you die !!!!
Alan " you see eoin be below this titan skin is a likeable hot character that all the straight girls love which makes me UNKILLABLE !!!!' Grabs and throws eoin into the floor before kicking him away
Eoin " im gonna kill you and your daughter even tho my side of family started this war by killing innocent people under your watch ....wait am i the bad guy
Alan " YES THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING YOU DUMB FUCK !!!
Eoin "i would say we can talk this out but ....nah " punch's alan in the face
Alan " you know what i also dont care and im gonna kick you in the balls !!!! Kicks him inn the balls
Eoin " AHHHH MY BALLS !!!!" Alan Punch's him over and over" AH MY RIBS " ANOTHER PUNCH " AHHH MY SPINE " GETS PUNCHED AGAIN AGAIN " AHH MY SPLINE !!!" Blasts him away
Alan " you want some floor dessert eoin " falls face first into the ground
Eoin " im gonna stab you and beat you into the floor to give you some dessert" stands him in the right arm pining him to the ground
Alan" NO NOT MY BEATING ARM I NEED THAT TO BEAT SATAN .....oh wait he died like ten minutes ago ......PAAAINNNN!!!
He gets up and they....well what you expect continue fighting
Eoin " we were brothers once Alan !!!
Alan " stop with your transformers references !!!
Random space portal starts sucking them in idk what's happening anymore im just explaining things you really think i know what im doing i suck at this XD
Alan " AHHHH WHATS HAPPENING!!
Eoin " WE ARE BEING SUCKED BACK INTO THE GRIFFIN AU WOLRD OF DARKNESS RAINIMATOR THING WHERE THINGS WILL MAKE LESS AND LESS SENSE AND SUCK!!!!
Alan" NOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE IN A THING WITH RAINIMATOR CHARACTER WHAT IF I FALL IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THEM !!!!
Eoin " hey we finally agree on something
Alan " ID RATHER DIE THE AGRREE WITH YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!" They get sucked in and die
The end
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