THATS RIGHT IM WRIGHTING WHILE SICK I HAVE TOO MUCH MOTIVATION TO WRITE, TO BE CONFINED TO MY BED
'Gyutaro can be seen reading a book, while Daki is stuck in a cage labled 'Gay Baby Jail'
Daki: Big Bro let me OUUUUUT!
Gyutaro: No.
Daki: Why NOOOOOT!
Gyutaro: because every time you take three steps. You get accused of murder, and I am not- I am getting, an aneurysm.
Daki: OH COME ON! It's only been like four times.
Gyutaro: The fact you think that's normal, is actually scary. Four is a concerning amount of cats to own. I don't even have an analogy for, four murder charges. Like wha-What is wrong with you?
Daki: Yeah but they're always false charges. It's not my fault.
Gyutaro: Daki, last time you slipped on a giant banana peal. Flew into outer space. Landed in the country of Turkey. where your hand landed on a knife, that had just been used to stab a dude. Followed by you knocking over disinfectant on every part of the knife, except for the part with your fingerprints. But still removing the original killer's fingerprints, and there was a record of airport tickets, you ordered online. Of going to Turkey at the exact time, which you apparently ordered while you were sleepwalking. SO EXUSE ME IF I DON'T TRUST YOU TO BE UNSUPERVI-.
'Gyutaro blinked once and was in a court room defending Daki.'
Judge: We are here for the trial of Daki, for nuking the country of Turkey.
Gyutaro then looks at Daki and yells.
Gyutaro: I LITERALLY BLINKED! HOW COULD YOU GET ACCUSED OF THAT WHILE I WAS BLINKING!?
Daki: Well maybe it means like. I'm being accused of nuking Turkey in the microwave, like a sandwich!
Judge: No people are dead. The whole country they're dead.
'Daki pauses and realizes something'
Daki: Oh fuck I might be a war criminal.
'Gyutaro gives up and drops his head on the desk'
What is the power of Corona if I have the power of MOTIVATION
YOU ARE READING
A Day With Gyutaro
HumorMy first book and its probably not gonna be that good but who cares I'm gonna have fun giving y'all nightmares. If you have any feed back or want to request a book I'll try to make time to do it. Enjoy you sinners!
