This Idiot (South Park x M!Reader)

Chapter Three

"Y/n, wake up." I swatted away their face and covered my ears with my pillow. "N/n~" Kenny whined. I rolled over and cuddled into him. I felt his chest stop moving and heard his heartbeat quicken. "Wake up fucknut!" Eric burst into the room. I groaned and have him the finger.

"Mom said she had something for you." He then left muttering shit under his breath. I rolled my eyes and got up. I threw on a hoodie and went downstairs with Kenny following me.

Mom was sitting on the couch with Eric next to her. "Good morning, Sweetie!" She smiled and held her hand out with something in it. I walked closer and Kenny leaned on the door frame. "Eric and I had vouchers for the new restaurant in town, but he got in a fight at school yesterday." She glared at him. I smiled and looked at Kenny.

"Do you wanna go?" I looked at him. He practically had stars in his eyes. "Ill take that as a yes. Thank you, Mom." I took the small pieces of paper from her hand. "We had a reservation at 2:30." I looked at the clock. It was only nine. I nodded and waved goodbye.

Kenny and I ran upstairs and flopped on my bed together. He pulled me in his arms. "We gonna be married this time or is it gonna be our engagement?" He asked while giving me a sly look. I tapped my finger on my chin, thinking.

"Definitely engagement." I turned to look at him smiling. His eyes lit up. The biggest smile grew on his face.

"What if," He paused sitting up. He held his hands out. "Hear me out... I propose?" His eyebrows raised and he had his arms out. I jumped up to my knees and placed my hands on his cheeks.

"You, Sir, are a fucking genius!" I beamed, pulling his forehead in to touch mine. We stayed like that for a second.

He pulled away hastily and laid back down. "Whats the dress code for this place?" Kenny looked at me with a very serious look that Ive only ever seen once. I furrowed my brows and then dug for my phone. He handed me his. I wearily opened his browser.

"Dude gross!" I was in the private tab with pornhub open. "Accidental anal? What the hell is time stop porn?!" I shouted looking at him. He quickly switched to the normal tab for me.

"Dont worry about that... Just look up the shits." He pouted and crossed his arms blushing. I laughed and typed in the name of the restaurant in. It was just a little cafe. I showed him. He sighed in relief. "Thank god." He chuckled. I laid down with him.

"I guess now you need to plan what to say to me huh?" I held onto his shirt. His eyes softened and he placed his hand on my thigh that was propped up. "Darling, I've been planning for years..." I grabbed his phone and looked at him for the passcode.

"Oh uh... 09, 12, XX." I paused for a second.

"My birthday?" I looked at him inquisitively.

The boy next to me laughed nervously. "Its the only chain of numbers Ive ever been able to remember." He spoke softly, as if I was gonna break if he spoke any louder.

"That's so cute Kenny!" I wrapped my arms around his neck and squeezed. I was rocking back and forth until he held onto my waist. "N/n relax..." He whispered with a smirk on his face.

I scoffed and rolled over so i wasn't facing him. I crossed my arms and curled into a little ball. I tried putting as much space between us as possible. The blond put an arm over my waist and dug the other under me. He clasped his hands together and pulled me into him. I felt my cheeks get hot. "Y/n, are you hard?" Kenny asked me, looking over my shoulder. My face got redder as I looked down.

"Shut up!" I yelled as I wiggled in his grip.

He tightened his grip. "Y/n if you dont stop wiggling, you will not be able to walk to lunch today." His warm breath tickled my ear. I froze and just stayed there. We sat in silence for a minute or two. A smirk was plastered onto my face and I started wiggling again. "Y/n!" He gasped before backing away, but still holding my waist. I cackled and turned to face him with a shit eating grin.

"Yes?" His eyes hardened. I placed a gentle hand on his face and looked at him with puppy eyes. He looked away from me. I laughed wholeheartedly. He playfully hit my hand away. "I love you..."

"I love you too..." He pouted again. I felt a phone vibrate. I dug under the pillow kenny was laying on.

"Hello?" I held it to my ear.

'Hey Y/n... Are you busy?' Kyles voice rang out. Kenny looked at me questioningly.

"Uhm not currently... How come?" I scooted closer to Kenny and started playing with his hair.

'Its Ike. My parents aren't home and I don't know what to do.' My brows furrowed as I stood up and started getting dressed.

"Whats going on?" I buttoned my pants and just slid on a hoodie alone with my usual hat. Kenny followed suit.

'I have no idea. Hes just screaming in pain. My parents aren't answering the phone.' He paused taking a deep, shaky breath. 'I dont see anything physically wrong with him but he wont talk to me, Y/n.' I could tell his eyes were watering with how shaky his voice was. I looked up at kenny through my hair as I slipped on some shoes.

"Im on my way." I ran downstairs and grabbed my wallet.

"Where are you going sweetie?" Mom asked, sitting in the couch still.

"Kyles." I grabbed my keys as well and ran to Kyles with Kenny following behind me.