Goku X Saiyan Reader

Yamcha the Desert Bandit

A/n I know I don't have speaking parts of Bardock Gine much and that's ok they're background characters but they're not background characters if yall get what I'm saying they will have occasional POVs specially when we get into the tournaments bc Bardock is going to train with Goku for a bit and Gine will tag along she's not going to fight like Bulma she'll be in the audience and she'll notice things even when people try to cheat *cough* ChiChi *cough* but we'll cross that bridge when we get there and yes you guys will see if you haven't already y/n Bulma act like sisters I was thinking of going a different route not lovers type but since they sisters in a way 😉 I thought why not just go with so they'll go the whole nine of sisterly love and I will have Bulma fight a few times not a lot though anyways back to the story love you my pookies 😘

Narrator POV
With only two more Dragon Balls left to find our heroes, Goku, y/n, Bardock, Gine, and Bulma are heading into very dangerous territory as they continue their search joining them in their quest is Oolong the perverse pig who can change his appearance at will.

Y/N POV
Right now we're in a boat on our way to the next dragonball "it was a good idea to travel down this river we're making awesome time" Bulma says right now I'm sitting in the back with Bardock, Oolong, and Kakarot (in that order with y/n next to Kakarot on the end) "that's great. But why is Oolong coming with us? Kakarot asks "I think she has a thing for me kid" he says I just glare at him "I thought Oolong's special powers might come in handy that's why he's coming along" she says "Hey, what do you mean are you tryin to say I'm not your type" he says sounding offended "exactly I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome" she says casually I start laughing then Oolong sits back "just give it time honey you'll see I'm the man" he's says putting his hands behind his head then Kakarot starts patting his area and he starts squealingi start laughing a little harder "Hey back off kid I ain't that kinda pig" he says covering it "you were right you are a man" Kakarot says "of course I'm a man you imbecile what more do you want I'll take a polygraph give a blood sample just don't ever do that again" Oolong shouts then pushes Kakarot into me and now I'm pissed because I almost fell in the water "first of Oolong don't insult Kakarot again and if you do I will turning you into pork chops and bacon also don't go putting your hands on people and Goku I told you to stop touching peoples private parts just ask them" I say seething with anger I see Oolong try to scoot back in fear but he doesn't go far and bumps into Bardock who just glares at him and Kakarot shrinks in fear because I called him Goku again "now I'm going to switch spots Oolong try anything and I'll will keep to my promise and Goku sit there and hush" I say moving spots Kakarot just moves silently enough for me to sit back down and once I'm settled he scoots back over into me as close as he can get I know this is his way of apologizing to me I know I called him Goku and I was gonna let it slide till Oolong pushed him and nobody puts hands on him ever if they do I'll- wait what am I thinking oh well that's not important right now. "Hey Bulma how much further?" Gine asks "Well we should almost be there by now this map will tell us exactly" she responds digging in her bag for the map "we've been driving forever already where in the world are we going" Oolong asks "we're going to a place called "Fire Mountain"" Bulma says "Fire Mountain?! Are you crazy there no way your draggin me anywhere near that place" Oolong shrieks "What's so scary about a Mountain?" Kakarot asks "For starters the place is always on fire and it's the home of the terrible Ox-King do you understand now" Oolong explains "that bad huh?" Oolong shakes his head "relax Oolong Goku and y/n as well Bardock and Gine are strong enough to take care of some old "Ox"" Bulma says 'sometimes she forgets how strong she is herself' I think while mentally slapping myself "I don't know about that I heard the Ox-King is the strongest guy in the whole world they say he's over ten feet tall and weighs 500 pounds and he's always on the prowl for anyone who might try to climb up the mountain to get to his castle he carries a giant battle axe and let me tell you he knows how to use it too he's been terrorizing the countryside for years and they say that if you meet the Ox-King there's only one thing you can do: Run! Cause if he catches you you'll get a really "close shave"" he says mimicking a chopping sound at the end "you really heard that?" Bulma asks sounding like she's scared "sounds like the guys not very happy" Kakarot says "exactly he's radically unhappy" Oolong says then jumps up transforming into a fish "well I'm outta here" he says jumping in the water "hey" Bulma shouts turning the boat "Don't worry Bulma I'll get him" Kakarot says getting naked I just turn my head to side, 'he's gotta just stop undressing in front of people so comfortably' I thought "careful" I shout as he jumps in the water to go after Oolong soon Kakarot's head pops back up above the surface "I lost him Bulma" he says "well if want to catch a fish you gotta use the right kind of bait" Bulma says "like this" she continues when she pulls a fishing rod out with her panties on the end of them "Do you think he'll bite?" Kakarot asks "If I know Oolong he will" Bulma responds the she casts the fishing rod into the water "I think I got a nibble" she's literally like thirty seconds after she casted "yea grab him Goku" Bulma shouts excited as she pulls Oolong out of the water, Kakarot immediately catches him "Hey whaddaya know he bit your shorts" he proceeds to say while Oolong starts huffing after awhile Oolong changes back and we're on our way "Hey why is all the food gone? Did you make a pig of yourself" Kakarot asks looking at Oolong "Unfortunate choice of words but the great outdoors do make me hungry" he responds "Here take this special vitamin it'll fill you up and give you strength" Bulma says handing him one of our vitamins we took from home and passing the others to Bardock and Gine 'I forgot we even had those' I thought to myself "it doesn't look like much but I'll try it" Oolong says plopping it into his mouth Bardock and Gine follow suit "it's made from all natural ingredients it's very good for you"  Bulmas says "I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork" Oolong says "I'm not a health nut I like to eat if there is meat involved especially pork" I say and smile at Oolong evilly he just shakes in fear while everyone else laughs/giggles "Hey Bulma What about me? I'm hungry too" Kakarot "uh that was the last one" she responds "see kid it's my hoggish allure I'm not your average porker" Oolong taunts Kakarot then the engine starts to sputter and we just stop in the middle of the ocean(i think they were in the ocean idk) "that's great we're outta gas" Bulma says "is that sorta like being out of food?" Kakarot asks "very good that's exactly what it's like Kakarot" I tell him "Then let's just feed the boat" he says "Hey Oolong can you change in a tank of gas" Bulma asks "Againt union rules honey besides I'd get all used up" he answers "then how about a paddle just to help us get to shore" I say "I'd be honored to be 'handled by a girl like you y/n" he says I slightly gag "showtime" he shouts then transforms into a paddle "on second thought Bulma you do it" I say still slightly disgusted Bulma grabs Oolong and shows Kakarot what to do and hands Oolong to him "wow that's really neat" he says then starts paddling "Hey watch the water in the mouth you muscle-bound midget" he says but Kakarot just laughs soon we reach land and Kakarot ties a rope around a tree "I gotta go, Bulma" Kakarot shout "Don't be gone long" she responds then he just runs a couple of feet away and pulls his pants down and start going in the lake "Goku really that kid" Bulma says "Well it's too bad we couldn't make it to fire mountain" Oolong says trying not to sound happy "I hate to disappoint you Oolong but we're practically there already" Bulma says digging into her pockets "but it's crazy to go there it's way too dangerous" he says "My...my Dyno Caps they're missing" Bulma says "No! We're trapped in a wasteland with no way to get out" Bulma shouts "I think you took our Dyno Caps just like you stole our lunch you little porker" Bulma continues to shout now in Oolongs face "Hey I resent being called little" he says then Bulma screams again "What's the matter? Why are you so upset" Kakarot asks in the midst of Bulma's breakdown "you don't understand without the Dyno-Caps we're stuck here! No boats! No bikes! Nothing! Nada!" She over dramatizes "But why can't you just walk Bulma" Kakarot says from on top of nimbus 'when did he get on there matter of fact when did he call for it' "That's easy for you to say you and y/n can ride the Flying Nimbus" she says "Well why don't you just have Oolong change into a motorbike and then ride him outa here" I say "oh that's a great idea y/n I'm glad I thought of it. Hey Oolong dear" she says turning around but then we notice he's not where we left him "he ditched us" Gine said "Don't worry mom we'll go get him" Kakarot says 'wait did he say we' before I can ask I feel myself get lifted off the ground "relax it's just me" Kakarot says I slightly relax and I kick my legs to swing myself around to land on nimbus behind him and hold on to his shoulder "don't do that again or at least give me a warning or something" I say knocking him on his head "ok I'm sorry" he says as we takeoff to find Oolong "Hey Oolong where are you?" I shout "come out come out wherever you are" Kakarot follows "you can't hide forever, Hey, oh Oolong if you come out I'll give you a nice juicy pail of slop" Kakarot shouts