Corner Store Coffee Shop (sometimes villains stop by)-made by an orphan_account

chapter 16

The people who walked through the door looked to be normal people. He didn't believe that though, he thought the same thing about Quackity and he was tricked into a false sense of security. A man and a woman walked in, or at least that's what he thought but he didn't want to assume, but nonetheless two people walked in.

One of them wore a gas mask that wrapped around his jaw and nose, his eyes were still visible though, so it was still pretty easy to see what he looked like. Though most people would assume that after so many villain visits that would be a signoff to say that he was most definitely a villain, but a lot of people needed accommodations like masks to function properly and he didn't doubt that that was the purpose of it. He had green hair, which was whatever, but it was unique enough to note since everything else about him was normal including his clothes which just looked to be a normal jacket and a pair of pants.

The woman was a few inches shorter than the man and had split dyed puffy hair, half brown and half white. That wasn't all that weird and he almost didn't notice since Ranboo also had split dyed hair, it was just slightly different since Ranboo's was half black and half white. She wore something similar to that of a pirate's outfit, well, more of a stereotypical one, there were pirates but there were few and most of them didn't fit the image of a cartoon pirate like this woman did. She had a blouse and wore a corset, completing the pirate look with breeches. The only thing missing was a frock coat that Tommy didn't doubt she had. She was also a hybrid with horns, it was like Tubbo's so she was probably a ram hybrid, Tubbo was a goat hybrid but her horns were a similar shape, they were just bigger and heavier but that could have been due to her being older.

"Hey there!" The woman said, greeting Tommy with a wave, the man gave a nod and a lazy wave.

"What would you like to order?" They looked normal, and yet something told him that they definitely weren't just normal civilians and he didn't know what since they look exactly like anyone else.

The woman turned to the man, "Our usual drinks, or?"

"Yeah, sounds good to me."

She looked back at Tommy and paused as if she still needed to think even though he had just seen them talking about what they were getting and it was their 'usual' drink, so they drank it a lot or it was the thing they drank the most. "Two black coffees for Puffy."

There it was . Confirmation that he was right . "Puffy." He said, "Like, like, Captain Puffy Puffy?" She pursed her lips before smiling. She turned to the man who was most definitely also an outlaw in some way like Puffy was in a way that looked to say he recognized me! Which Tommy was conflicted on his thoughts for, he didn't know if he should be happy that she was excited for him of all people to recognize or not. It really said something about his reputation with villains, weird to say he had one at all.

Captain Puffy was by no means a villain, she actually didn't even do anything bad anymore, so it wasn't like there was any villainy being caused by her. She was someone who would let people seek refuge on her ship where they would go on adventures, he didn't even know what was so bad about that if he were being honest, but she was classified as an outlaw. After a while, she went back to the land, why, he didn't understand since a life of adventure seemed so much more interesting, and she went into hiding, never to be found. They all knew she was still alive, they knew she wouldn't be killed so easily, but apparently she was amazing at hiding considering she didn't even cover her face so people should have been able to recognize her on the streets. They also knew she was alive because other outlaws would admit that they stayed with Puffy to hide because no one knew where she was except the other outlaws, mostly villains.