Kenny Dies

Chapter 1

"Come on Kenny, just light it!" Stan shouted at him. Kenny had gone into a coughing fit. His sides hurt like hell, and lighting cow crap on fire was not helping his coughs. "You okay Kenny? You've been like that for a week now!" Stan had a worried look on his face, "You should see a doctor... Or maybe just rest, come on guys, let's go home."

"I hope you get better Kenny," Kyle said, "Maybe we can hangout on the weekend."

"Yea, Bye Kenny," Eric said.

"Bye Guys!" Kenny said, but because of his tight orange jacket, it sounded more like "Hmm mhh."

Kyle, Eric, and Stan went back to Kyle's house where they played games, and Kenny went home to rest.

"Ha! Eric I killed you, I win again!" Kyle started to laugh in Eric's face.

"Shut up you stupid Jew, I let you win," Eric replied.

"No you didn't Fat-ass."

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Aren't you going to get it?" Eric said, annoyed.

Kyle and Stan were already at the door.

"Kenny!" They both said excitedly, "Do you feel any better?"

As if to answer, Kenny started to cough again, if anything, he was worse.

"Aw man, I'm sorry Kenny, wanna come play some games?"

Kenny nodded, and they played round after round of video games. Eric got up, and all of a sudden he got an idea, "You guys! We could challenge people in playing this game for money, if we win, we get their money. If they win, they get some of our money." He had an excited look on his face, "I'm being seriously you guys, we could make tons off of this, we just need practice! Come on Keenny!" he said in a "cute" voice.

"Eric, that's the stupidest thing, I've ever heard... in my LIFE," Kyle said.

"Shut up, I'll gonna do it without you then!" Eric stormed off.

"Like we need him," Kyle mumbled. The boys continued to play until their parents called for them to come home, they all said goodbye and parted ways.