"Hah, I guess Eric ended up challenging kids," Stan said jokingly "because he isn't here now! I bet Kenny died too," Kyle and Stan laughed.
"Yeah like that's going to happen!"
Just then teacher came in, "Okay class, take your seats. First, Kyle, Stan, the principal wants to see you two," She had an odd look on her face.
"God damn it! Stupid Eric, using the Jew as backup," Kyle said angrily.
They walked to the office and sat in the chair, but instead of just the principal, all the teachers were there, and so were their parents.
"Look, we don't know where Eric is, so can we go now?" Stan said.
Mr. Mackey looked at them, "Boys, you're not in trouble. Your little friend, Kenny, went to the... hospital last night. H-he has a muscular disease, so uh..."
Stan looked up, "Kenny? Sick? No, that can't be!"
Stan's dad, Randy, walked over to him, "I'm afraid so, he was sent to the hospital last night, I'm sorry buddy," Randy sighed, "Something's wrong, and the doctors think it's a really bad disease."
Stan's eyes stared in panic, "But, they're gonna make him better right?" He looked up, "Right?"
The principal looked at Kyle, "You boys can go see him if you like, we'll allow it, don't worry."
"Why do we need to see him? He'll be better, that's what the doctors are doing!" Kyle said.
Everyone just sat around in silence, finally Stan's mom offered them to visit Kenny. They all agreed, but first wanted to tell Eric. They went to his house, and when they rang the doorbell, there he was, yelling at his mother, "GET THE DOOR MOOOOOM!!!!"
When the door finally answered, and Eric stood there, confused, "What the hell are you all doing here? Did the teachers put you up to this?"
"K-Kenny's *sniff* in the... hospital, we wanted to know *sniffle* if you wanted to see him with us..." Kyle looked at Eric with sorrowful eyes.
"You are full of shit... Kenny? Sick? Aha funny joke guys, but I'm not coming to school with you!"
"Look asshole, Kenny is in the hospital, and whether you're coming with us or not, we're going to see him!"
"STAN!" Stan's mom yelled at him.
Stan looked down, "Sorry."
"I'll come with you guys, f-for Kenny."
They all got back into the car and arrived at Hell's Pass Hospital. Stan's mom said, "Alright guys, lets be on our best behavior, and be nice to Kenny!"
"Okay," they all chorused in a gloomy fashion.
They hopped out of the car, and went in side the large doors.
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Kenny Dies
ActionThis story has a few episodes of South Park's Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick. He dies, or does he? What happens to him? Why? All will be revealed... Maybe not. Oh well, you'll see. Enjoy!