The States and Him [Country & Statehumans AU]

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AYYY ANOTHER CHAPTER OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK IS HERE!!!
Let's get on with this ig
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Canada's POV

Fighting
Fighting
And more fighting

That's all that ever ends these meetings! Ugh.

🇺🇳: ".. meeting dismissed. I need to talk with ___,____,___, and ___."

I shook my head and walked out.

Russia and America really need to get their stuff together! Like, now people are picking sides and sticking to it! LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET! Ugh..

Calm down Can-Pan... Calm down.. what did I just call myself?

(Let's just skip to when it's spring because I wanna write stuff for that season :))) )

America's POV

Another night on the couch. Russia tried throwing me out of the window, luckily I kicked him. Goodness.. that would have gone horribly...

🇷🇺: "Amerrica.. Ugh.. still herre?!"

🇺🇸; "Unfortunately. Look, I don't wanna be here either. Let's just pretend to be okay with each other and then we can leave. UN will be here in 2 hours, so get it together. Let's make some cookies I guess? I don't know, just pretend you like me.. as a co-worker"

🇷🇺: "Fine.. you talked too much"

I rolled my eyes and took my shirt off, walking to the bathroom. I brushed my teeth and started the shower. Unlucky for me, I forgot to lock the door. So, Russia walked in, I guess somehow forgetting I was in here and shut the door. He turned around to see me trying to scare a lizard out of the bath and.. failed horribly. Oh yeah, I was half naked. He yelled and ran out. I turned around and watched the door slam.

🇺🇸: "YOU FORGOT I WAS IN HERE?!"

I laughed a little. He slammed the door, which only made me laugh harder.

Russia's POV

..ugh..

Yes. I forgot. And what was he doing?! He was bent over the tub trying to grab something. I walked away, sort of embarrassed.

I heard the shower start running. I fell onto the bed.

Wait

I looked in the mirror.. where is my ushanka? Wait- oh..

I grabbed my bag and slapped it on top of my head. He really just saw me without it..

I'm overreacting.

A few minutes later, America popped out of the bathroom.

🇺🇸: "Go on in"

I went over, slapped him, and walked in.

🇺🇸: "So nice"

*A few hours later*

UN's POV

Okay, let's see how they are doing.. it's very quiet right now.

I knocked on the door and waited. America opened the door, exhausted.

🇺🇸: "Hey..hhh..hh.. gosh I need my inhaler.. come in.."

🇺🇳: "Ehh?? Okay? What happened?"

🇺🇸: "Russia chased me around the backyard for 30 minutes. Gotta go!"

I watched America sprint for the bathroom. I looked over at Russia, who was making something.

🇺🇳: "Well, that was one way to enter"

Russia shook his head and continued what he was doing. America walked out of the bathroom, better, still a little exhausted, but better.

Russia looked over and walked to America, who was stuck to a corner. Russia grabbed and dragged America over to the bowl and pushed him right up against the counter. I looked over, quite confused.

(Russia being sus rn 😳)

I shook my head and went to watch.

Cookies? Okay..

🇺🇳: "Oh? Hold on, let me take this call.. hello?"

And that's when it all went down.

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Welp, I wanted to write a lot more bit I don't feel like it. Cya :)

06-02-2022
Word count: 570 words