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Tbh: Socks.

Socks: yeah?

Tbh: did you eat my raw onions sitting in the microwave?
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The gang just vibing

Muffin: Honey is the tastiest insect vomit we've tried.
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Socks, Blaza, Meme and Tbh filming and uno video

Meme: The uno reverse card is a legendary defence used for protecting your money in heists. It has a cost of 11420 and has a vibe of 420. Its special ability is "No u" having a 10% chance of automatically using the defender's weapon to attack the attacker.

Socks: wtf was that?
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Ally: Reasons I'm mad at my boyfriend today. Number 1. He asked me if I was hungry and I said no and he didn't make me food, clearly he just wants me to starve. Number 2. He said he wouldn't date me if I was a worm and that's so messed up like if you don't love me anymore just say that. Bouns Reason. Madison Beer that's it.
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Woolfster: AHHHHHH FUCK!

Dino: Wtf are you okay??

Woolfster: NO I JUST STOOD ON A FUCKING LEGO!

Tbh: L
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Tbvg heating up his five guys in the microwave (forgot to take the tinfoil off)

The microwave lights on fire.

Tbvg: My five guys!

Proceeds to eat the burger after it was on fire.
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Nadwe and Muffin in class.

Teacher: Can anyone describe the Berlin Wall?

Nadwe: Communism, Democracy, Wall, Fall.
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Nadwe speaking Laffs native language.

Laff: I DON'T SPEAK FUCKING VILLAGER!
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Nadwe: Monika broke up with me!

Joocie: I- how?

Meme: Tbh tried to do this thing he seen where he changed the date and time settings on Nadwes PC and check if Monkia was still there which she wasn't then when he put it back to normal she was still gone.

Nadwe: WAIT HE DID THIS????
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Filming a patently stupid video.

Ally: I hate when my balls get tangled!

Laff: ...

Ally: BECOME A WOMAN!
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