The Sardines Massacer official character guide

in the story currently

main character(s):
Sadil: (aka _Sxdile_ sadole sadup sadlife sadile sandile sabish sandal)
she is a lesbian stripper who also goes to horny birds school+was a feared serial killer in the great badussy war era.

Millie Bobby Brown:
(aka millie or bobby)
the destroyer of homosexuals and sadil's greatest ally in her murder era

secondary characters:

Pherigue the furry rat: (aka pheruque) Sadil's manager and millie's n.1 target.he is very handsome and hot and tall and has lots of bitches😎.

jia "terrorist" chang

(aka joan julia wenamechuinsama-girl dog devourer)
a terrorist that eats dogs and sells drugs.she is one of sadil's best friends.

killifrigirator tamponhead

(no nicknames)
raging racsit,fake bisexual and overall horrible person.she always finds a way

aKIM Kardashian
(aka aKIM Jun Un akim aime aime aime rose)

sus asf,likes chess and is best with yaddick

Yaddick diss tsunamiobama

basically akim but will be less important