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Ot4 ::I think I'm pregnant::
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M: guys
L: yesss
A: what is it?
C: fuck Michael I was eating what?
M: I think I'm pregnant
A: WHAT
A: WAIT
A: I THOUGHT ONLY GIRLS COULD BE IMPREGNABLE
C: SO DID I
M: BUT I'VE THROWN UP EVERY MORNING THIS WEEK
L: take a pregnancy test
L: But you gotta admit, making the baby was fun. Wasn't it Mikey? ;)
A: So Luke's the father?
L: yep
C: can I be the godfather
M: no, Harry Styles is the godfather
C: I think I deserve to be part of the baby's life
L: no you don't
A: can I add Harry to this?
M: NO
C: NO
L: NO
A: sheesh okay then
C: anymore signs of pregnancy then Mikey?
M: my tummy hurts?
L: YOU ARE PREGNANT!
C: HOLY SHIT
A: IF ITS A BOY WE ARE CALLING IT DARTH VADER AND IF ITS A GIRL WE ARE CALLING IT WONDER WOMAN
M: OH GOD
- two hours later -
M: false alarm
M: I actually went and bought a pregnancy test
M: the lady at the pharmaceutical store looked really fucking creeped out
M: I'm not pregnant
A: FUCK
A: wait, that means you and Luke didn't fuck?
C: well?
L: oh no, we did fuck
A: ...
C: I hate this band
M: y'all are just jealous that Luke and I fucked
L: definitely
M: you's are also jealous bc I was very nearly pregnant
M: lol
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE DICK
RACHEL IS A FUCKING DICK
SHE'S A REALLY BIG DICK
RACHEL IS A FREAKING DICK
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE DICK
RACHEL IS A FUCKING DICK
yes that song above is dedicated to my dick-ness bc I haven't updated in so long I am very sorry
This was shit, but I tried
Ily
-Me :)
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