He Came in My Swamp (A Shrek x Bakugo love story)

What are you doing in my swamp?!

Shrek just wanted a peaceful day in his little swamp with nothing to bother him. However one fateful day that would all change.

He was out trying to find somewhere to shit until he heard loud ass screaming coming from somewhere.

"We were five bitch!" Spat a green haired man yelling at a spiked blonde haired man.

Why was the green hair yelling at the yellow hair? Shrek would never know, but he wanted to save the poor maiden from being yelled at even further.

Shrek ran to the arguing people and punched the green haired boy all the way into the ocean, leaving a crater that caused a tsunami to kill everyone except Shrek and the blond.

"Thank you, s-s-stupid bitch." The blonde said rudely as millions of screams erupted from nowhere.

"You're welcome kitten." Shrek said back charmingly.

"O-Ok shitass, will you take me home because I have no where to go because you caused world destruction?" The blonde asked.

"I don't even know your real name, kitten." Shrek saidly coolly. 

"M-my n-n-name is B-Bakugo.." Bakugo said nervously, because he was intimidated by Shreks big muscles and cold tone.

"Ok Bakuhoe let's go to my house." Shrek said intimidatingly.

"O-Ok stupid bitch, and it's B-Bakugo." Bakugo said back shyly.

"...But first I need to shit, that was why I was here in the first place." Shrek said very coolly for someone who needed to shit very badly.