Lee & Tenten & Neji

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Again, this isn't a ship chapter, but if u ship it as a threesome or something, feel free to ooh and aww!



I'm partnered with three, incredibly annoying boys. Thank god I know them. Lee and Neji. Both of them very, very weird.

Lee: He's the miniature version of Guy-sensei. He works way too hard and is somehow friendly to everyone. Including a dude who tried to kill him, not once, but twice named Gaara. 

Neji: Sort of a jerk until he met Lee and I. He can use bykugan and he's completely mastered it. But he thinks he's all that because of it. 

Oh, where do I even begin to describe Guy...I'll show you a picture...Maybe that'll do the trick?

Maybe that'll do the trick?

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See? He's just a weirdo

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See? He's just a weirdo...

Yet he's my sensei. Ugh. 

I was trying to train when I heard a sudden commotion. "Lee!" Neji yelled. "Get back here!"I turned and saw Lee in a pink tu-tu. Why? I have no actual idea. Was I surprised? Not in the slightest.

"What's going on?" I asked desperately. They looked at each other. Then pointed at each other. "He started it!"

"Oh, honestly, you two are like children..." I muttered. "Why is Lee in a tu-tu?"

"Because I wanted to help this girl that was practicing ballet! She kept falling down, and I was trying to encourage her, and then she said," He used a high pitched voice. "'If you're so smart you do it!" He ended his high voice. "So I did!"

"Why'd you have to wear the tu-tu?" I asked. 

"To feel like a ballerina!!!" 

"You are so stupid sometimes." Neji said. I nodded. Lee pouted. 

"Okay," I turned to face Neji. "What'd you do to get caught up in this?"

"Nothing! I was minding my own business. But then  Lee came screaming down the streets being chased by a little girl in a ballerina outfit!"

"She started chasing me when I nailed the stuff she couldn't do!" Lee protested. 

I sighed. Was it never going to end? 

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