This isn't a ship chapter, but if you ship it, feel free to ooh and aww! AN: There is a ship involved, Sai x Ino, but it doesn't include Shikamaru or Choji.
My friends are odd. My team members are odd, I should say. I'm the only girl, and it freaking sucks. But, hey, they're both really strong, so what can I say?
Currently, I am walking down the street with a red face. Why?
To start, I walking with Shikamaru and Choji, my teammates. Choji was talking about food, I was thinking about fashion, and Shika was muttering how much of a drag our last mission was. Normal day. And then...
"Hey, Ino!" I turned. Ew. Billboard head.
"What do you want, Sakura?"
"Listen here, Ino-pig, I just remembered something and I've decided to rub it in your face." She remarked, smiling. I sighed.
"You know how no one wants to date you?" She asked me.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" I yelled. Shikamaru sighed, of course, and said, of course, "This is a drag." Choji shrugged.
"Yeah-huh."
"Well, then, no one likes you either!"
"Nope! Naruto and Lee do! Beat that!"
"Well, you're liked by losers!" I snapped, losing my cool.
"And you're liked by no one!" Sakura spat.
"That's not true." A random voice said. I looked behind Sakura. Ooh. Sai. He walked up and stood next to me. "I like her." He said smiling. I went pink. Shikmaru and Choji both glared at him, and then at me.
"N-no, Sai, I mean, no one has a crush on her."
"I know."
Sakura's jaw dropped. I covered my face in my hands, blushing so hard. When I looked back, I saw Sakura scoffing and walking away. And so I looked back up at Sai.
"D-did you mean that?" I asked, at the same time as Choji and Shika, except much harsher.
"Yes."
"So you like her? As in have a crush on?" Choji asked.
"Yes."
"And you know what that means?" Shika muttered.
"Of course." Sai confirmed.
Shika and Choji looked at each other again and then back at him. "Okay," Shikamaru said. "But if you treat her like shit we'll track you down."
"And shove donuts down your pants."
Sai gulped. "Um-Okay, then. Whatever. Bye, Ino. I guess we can talk about this later." He turned and walked away. "Wait, no, it's fine, they're kid-" I started, but he had turned the corner and was gone.
I flipped around and held out my arms on both sides and shoved both of my teammates. "Why did you do that?! HE WAS ABOUT TO ASK ME OUT-"
"We were just trying to protect you." Choji muttered. "Sorry."
My face softened. "Oh."
Shika shrugged. "But we weren't kidding. Just tell us if a guy ever makes you upset."
"We'll John Cena that mother-fu c ker to the ground." Choji exclaimed. I smiled. Then, "Wait, aren't we in the Naruto dimension? How do you know who John Cena is-"
"Shut up, Ino." They said at the same time.

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Random Naruto Oneshots!
عشوائيJust some random oneshots! Some of them might be ships, while others might just be there!