Random Naruto Oneshots!

Team 7

 This isn't a ship chapter but there is a little Gaalee and I guess Sasunaru?

Also, weird AU:

So Sasuke ran away but when him and Naruto fought in Kid Naruto Sasuke lost and came back to the village~~

Sakura POV:

I was walking down the street next to my two team members, one of which just came back from two years of training. "I fuc king missed you, dumbass!" Sasuke yelled angrily. "I MISSED YOU, TOO, DAMN!" Naruto shouted.

I sighed. They're best friends, but also arch rivals...Stuff's always complicated with those two. "Why are you two fighting while saying you missed each other?" A voice asked. I turned. Of course, just MY luck. 

Lee smiled and tilted his head. "Ah! Hello, Sakura!" He politely waved at me. It's gotten awfully awkward between us, since he used to be, like, IN LOVE with me and all. But he started dating Gaara, so he's gotten over it. 

"Leeeee! You don't understaaaaand." Naruto pouted like a toddler. Sasuke sighed. "If you didn't see Gaara for two years and he never wrote and came back one day you'd be incredibly happy while also equally angry at him for being gone so long."

Lee thought about it for a moment, then sighed. "I guess you are right...But it's still not very youthful to fight!" He shrugged and suddenly did a handstand. I blinked. 

He started walking on his hands CASUALLY. I sighed. It was honestly normal at this point. 

Sasuke and Naruto continued fighting and also saying things like, "I JUST FUC KING LOVE YOU BRO, NO HOMO THO" until Hinata came jogging up. 

"N-Naruto-kun." She blushed. 

"Oh, hey Hin!"

"H-hello..."

"Good to see ya!" He hugged her, making her faint and making me and Sasuke roll our eyes at how oblivious Naruto was when he said, "HEAT STROKE?!"

"Need help?" A voice asked behind us. We turned and saw Kiba with Akamaru staring at his unconscious teammate.

"Oh, yeah, sure." Naruto said. "I don't know what happened, but when I hugged her she just fainted."

"Of course she still has a crush on him..." I muttered so only Sasuke and Kiba heard.

Kiba picked her up and said, "Good to have you back, Naruto!" then left.

I sighed. "we're almost there, boys."

Naruto looked up. "OH YEAH!" He had to fight Kakashi along with me and Sasuke, but me and him had secretly made a pact to try not to help as much. We wanted to see just how much Naruto had grown...