Nancy: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Robin: Wow. They sound stupid.
Nancy: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Robin: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Nancy: I guess you're right. Hey Robin, I love you.
Robin: See! Just say that!
Nancy: Holy fucking shit.
Robin: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nancy, but they're too dumb for you.
Nancy: Robin.
Nancy: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Robin: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Nancy: ...
Nancy: You mean ring bearER, right?
Robin: ...
Nancy: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Nancy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Robin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Nancy: That one. I want that one.
Nancy: Relationships should be 50/50. Robin cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
A/n, different style chapter but these are fun tbh
