Team Natsu Swapped!

Wendy Welcome To Hell

"That stupid frickin guild! Fairy Tail!" A counsel yelled.

"What did they do this time?" Another groaned.

"Someone sent charges of serious beer to my tab." One growled.

"That would be Cana. You did call her a bitch last week." A guy with a tattoo and blue hair said.

"They destroyed half of Haregon Port."

"Bora was finally caught." The same guy said.

"Sigerian! Stop defending those idiots! Why do you even bother protecting them?" One growled.

"Simple. Without those idiots this world would boring."

"That's true." One agreed.

"Yamajamia!"

Lucy kicked the door down. "I'm back everyone!"

"Hello Lucy!"

"Glad to see you Lu-Chan!"

"So you made it back alive fire bitch."

"Not today Natsu. I have someone to get signed up for the guild."

Wendy accidentally tripped on a beer bottle. "So stupid..." She muttered.

"Here she is now. Everyone meet Wendy!" She held Wendy up high.

"You actually got someone to join. Thought they would say no once they saw your ugly face." Natsu sneered.

"Why is that whenever I walk into the guild you think it's your job to annoy me?" She growled.

"You started it."

"How?" Lucy sent her hands a flame. Natsu had stripped off his pants.

"Ep!" Wendy squealed. She covered her eyes. She hid behind Mirajane.

"Ash Brains! Wear your damn clothes! Your scaring Wendy!" Lucy snapped.

"I don't give a fuck!" Natsu said throwing a punch. Lucy dodge. All hell broke Luce.

"S-Should we stop them?" Wendy asked looking at Mirajane.

"Nah. It's better to let it run it's course. Besides the only people who could break this up would be Gray and-"

"SILENCE!" A giant titan yelled.

"Oh your here Master." Mirajane said with a smile. Wendy was still cowering behind her. The giant man shrank down to someone smaller then her.

"A new face? Welcome to Hell little one."

"Eh?" She said confused. Makarov went onto making a moving speech. Wendy got her stamp. So far everyone is winning. Except Natsu. He wanted to fight Lucy.

"So they are calling you salamander?" A man name Wankada said smoking.

"Uh huh."

"Seems fitting for your magic."

"If she's salamander then that makes me kittymander?" Happy asked.

"What the heck even is a mander?" Someone asked.

"Um. Hey Lucy-Nee?"

"What's up kid?" Lucy said clearing her plate.

"Can we do a mission together? I don't want to go alone on my first mission."

"Of course." Lucy said with a smile. "I got us a perfect mission for us. But it'll be good for you. So get a coat." Lucy said wrapping Happy up in a big warm fluffy blanket.

"This is our first mission? Retrieving a member who has yet to return home?" Wendy asked from across from Lucy.

"Aye! Whenever someone is not home 3 days after the amount of time on a mission they were supposed to be home, Lucy goes to check up on them and brings them home if necessary." Happy explained.

"Doesn't Lucy-Nee have anti motion sickness pills?" Wendy asked.

"I promised Happy the next 2 rides will be without them." Lucy said in pain.

"Why didn't you have motion sickness on the boat last night?" Wendy asked confused.

"I don't get sick on boats for some reason." Lucy said the ride came to a complete stop. "Soild ground!" Lucy cried chibi style.

"Thank you sir." Wendy said with a polite bow.

"Open Gate Of The Bull: Taurus!" Wendy said a bull appeared. "Better be careful now you stupid monkey. Taurus is one of my most powerful spirits." Wendy said with venom.

"I'll take caaarrreee himmmmmm." Taurus said charging forward.

"Woman! Woman!" The monkey danced.

"She's a child!" Lucy came in punching the Vulcan unconscious.

"Me summoning my spirit was useless."

"Mission complete!"