I am almost done! I mean it can't be that hard..(explodes) uhhh that's the third time this delson! Work properly ****
The writer: That needs to be censored... oh well..(walks away) (got hit by metal) ow! What the Fudge! Are you insane?! That could have killed me!
Oh come on! That throw couldn't even hurt a fly!
The writer: Yea! But I am fragile...
Why won't this thing work! When have I ever failed to do something?
The writer: ummmm whooo~whooo~
What are you doing?
The writer: Shhhh...hush child! FLASHBACK~
(Awkwardness intensifies)
The Writer: ....Give it a minute....
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Izzabelle's POV
"The ship is almost ready captain!" I yelled
"Oh yeah I'm alone" I realized
That's a bit deep but who doesn't love good old dark humor! This is sad...
Anyways, all I need is one thing and that one thing also happens to be the "the one thing that humans don't have" I am doomed 🥲
No! I just need to think outside of the brown square. If humans lack the advance technology maybe I can built one from their primitive technology.
"Thank you, thank you! I know it is a very genius plan" I praised myself
"There is only one problem, where are you going to find the parts you need?" My ship asked
"Well first I need some sort propulsion system but I do not know where to get one...propulsion, propulsion, propulsion, what about a car? They may have propulsion systems in their scary vehicles"
I wondered if they would, those scary things are so fast and they are only and mostly just used on the roads with many other vehicles. Don't the humans think that the air would be much more suitable for traveling but they do have airplanes which I strongly approve because nothing can hurt you on the sky....unless you crash, can't I just walk back to akiridion?😑
"A car is easy to find but hard to get. Not only do you need a license but you also need to buy one with money and well...you're broke" Since when was my ship sassy but it is true although offensive. I have no money, how am I supposed to get a car?
What If? I learn how to drive a car in drivers education and then maybe I could just borrow the parts that I need. I'm sure they won't mind, right? I don't know how I would give it back but I would find a way.
(I ain't doing "a few hours later~ Your writer ain't lazy)
After making complicated thoughts about how I would return the stuff I needed, I went out the door and made sure my ship was fully protected so no one could get in but me. When I went there, I realized Aja and Krel was also here, they won't stop me from getting a piece of human tech, right? I'm sure they couldn't care less?
The coach really likes to yell...
"Do you guys drive on the right side of the road in Cantaloupia?" Eli asked the Aja and Krel
"Right side?" Aja asked, she looked very confused
"How could there be a wrong side?" Krel asked looking clueless
"It's a road" Aja stated
Ha! That would have been my response if he had asked me that but I quickly pulled my cellphone and searched 'What is right side?'
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LITTLE MISS NOT SO "PERFECT" IS UNIQUE
FanficMeet a special akiridion that has been through a lot of things that not many people should go through. FROM a normal citizen with a Perfect and happy family to a Lonely misunderstood rebellious assasin and now a The Sassy Royal Princess of a planet...
