3rd pov
About a few moments after, the 'grown ups' were fighting as usual.
None trivial actually.
Like some topics if pineapple belongs on pizza or not.
(Y/n) and Lucifer just sat silently on the table, drinking their wine and thinking what side they should be on
'pineapple is a fruit, but tomato is a fruit as well then why is it in the pizza? But, pineapple tastes good with pizza...' the two were thinking the same thing
"Father, look" (y/n) whispered while handing a paper to Lucifer making him nod
"Nice drawing dear... Look what I drew..."
Meanwhile...
The three pirate crews were confused and amused at the sight.
Imagine this,
Chaos, chaos, chaos, sweet father-daughter bonding, chaos, chaos, and even more chaos.
'so this is what she meant...' some thought
"How can they stay calm? Aren't they both enhanced hearing? This must be torture..." Law muttered to himself.
"It doesn't seem like it though..." Luffy hummed
I mean, it is true the hearing and chaos kills the two, but they shut them off with them being focused on drawing and mathematics.
For some reason, mathematics came into the equation.
Anyway...
Still chaos but the first to calm down was Dice who tried to stop 5jem from ever doing shit.
"You guys don't care... Wait- that's my handbook's paper, isn't it?" Dice hummed as Lucifer and (y/n) just looked at him, Lucifer swiped the handbook off the table and smiled awkwardly
"No... Why would we do that...?" Lucifer hummed
"And now you're just fucking lying"
"He's a horrible liar, isn't he?" (Y/n) muttered
Lucifer tapped (y/n) on the shoulder and they stood up and walked over to the table next to it, just in time before Kristen flips the table in rage
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHITS! ITS FUCKING FOOD! BOTH ARE FOOD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She yelled
"And they say I'm a rage quitter" Lucifer shook his head making (y/n) snicker
"I hate this." She hummed
"Don't worry, I hate that witch as well-" Lucifer got cut off by a chair flying to him as he dodged it
"Close call." (Y/n) complimented
"Thank you" Lucifer smiled and fixed his tie
"It's been... What? 30 minutes?" (Y/n) asked and looked at the destruction
"Not even close..." Lucifer grumbled
Timeskip...
"Finally, I can leave..." (Y/n) groaned
"(Y/n)! Let's play!" Niki yelled
"Shut up... Fucking-"
"Come on (y/n)!" Minx grinned happily
"No. I'm tired and I want to take a nap" she scoffed
"See... You're so booooring" Wilbur said
"But at least I don't argue with my parents about pineapple on pizza" (y/n) spat
"Ow..." Techno laughed, "that must've hit a nerve!" Techno laughed hard.
And I mean hard by wheezing like a kettle with Dream's natural laugh, which is also a tea kettle wheeze.
Wilbur gritted his teeth, that's obvious
"Dad... Can I leave?" (Y/n) muttered
"Sure... Just be careful, alright?" Dice nods
"Finally..."
Another Timeskip since I don't know what to put here...
"Yeah, I hope I don't come back... Like, ever" (y/n) shrugged
"Brother, I swear to the holy spirit, I'm taking your daughter" Kristen threatened
"Don't you dare... My child belongs to me in both paternally and genetically, you have no fucking right. Witch" Lucifer growled
"What did you just say to me?!"
The two growled in each other's faces like two lions/wolves/dogs ready to fight each other.
"Calm down you two" puffy said and tried to pull Kristen away
"Yeah! Yeah! Remember... We're not at our home island...hehe" bad said and pulled Lucifer off
"Calm down please...? I'm just one person anyways..." (Y/n) said
"You're right, that's why you should belong to me" Kristen said sweetly
"No way! She has the same fucking blood type as me! WE MAY BE TWINS BUT OUR BLOOD TYPES ARE DIFFERENT!" Lucifer yelled as he ran and hugged (y/n)
"Calm down father... It's okay" (y/n) smiled softly
"Just you two? Hmph. No fair" Dice crossed his arms with a pout
"Your efree to come in" (y/n) laughed
"Yay" Dice didn't even think twice and dived, "I'm so gonna miss you (y/n)"
"I will miss you too"
"Till next time I guess then?" Techno smiled a little
"That 'next time would be in a year or so... Pfft, hell, I might be engaged at some point by then" (y/n) laughed
"That won't possibly happen knowing you're (y/n)" Wilbur mocked
"Well at least I'm not single for life like you, pretty fuck face" (y/n) growled
"Oh shut the fuck up" steam comes out from his ears
Lucifer and Dice chuckled a bit
"And when that time comes..."Lucifer sighed
"Our precious daughter will have her own family to deal with... I mean, I myself don't mind but call me every now and then, alright?" Dice cooed
"Okay dad..." (Y/n) smiled warmly, "I will..."
"To be quite fair, I'm jealous" Puffy cried
"Why would you?" Dice laughed
"Dream and foolish doesn't do that anymore..." She complained
"Bitch, how old do you think they are?" Lucifer muttered
"They're in their late twenties... Why must you do that?" (Y/n) hummed
"I just felt like it..."
Later...
"Finally..." (Y/n) sighed
"Why are you a bit eager to get away from them?" Robin asked
"I have my reasons, alright? I couldn't care less either way" (y/n) shrugged
"Huh, that's odd... How come your father and his sister seem to fight over you...? That's quite odd" Nami asked
"One, she wants a girl, two, you said 'odd' twice, and lastly... Aunt Kristen just wants me because of my capabilities both as a human and as a being" (y/n) hummed
"Both as a human and what?"
"Nothing, aunt Kristen just knows my capabilities well enough. Father knows, but he doesn't care most of the time"
"What? Why...?"
"He's not a horrible father, he just doesn't car eabout my capabilities in a good way"
"How is that a good thing?" Nami questions
"If someone sees you as your capabilities, that would make you mad now wouldn't it?" (Y/n) groaned
"Yeah you're right..."
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