Next day Lom messages Mikki after he's recollected his thoughts.
→ MIKKI. MIKKI. MIKKI. WAKE UP. DID YOU GET KICKED TOO? - Lom#2477
She wakes to the sound of the pings ringing through her ears like fireworks.
→ yeah. - Mikkique#0445
Lom, disgruntled by the response, decides to text Tanny.
→ did it happen to you too? - Lom#2477
Tanny's already up watching South Park to hide the emotions.
→ ye, ive already alerted the others. meet me near the police station at 3pm sharp. - jesse pinkman#1405
→ alright - Lom#2477
At the police station, 3pm
🍩 '' Good thing you all came. we didn't know what else to do, and as Tanny has confirmed we have suffered the same fate, it would be easier to talk as a group. ''
💎 '' Why are we here anyways? The police station? Are we going to file a report? ''
Diamond, Lom and Mikki stare at Tanny and Donut. Just as Tanny opens their mouth to respond, Bladey runs up to them.
B '' Sorry- sorry I'm late. I- '' Bladey takes a deep breathe, sweating from the running. '' I was counting. next time I'll no- ''
M '' What? Counting? We all got kicked out. Ain't no way... ''
B '' I counted in real life. '' Bladey blushes as he realises how no life that sounds, and decides to switch subjects. '' So, what we doing here? ''
T '' As I was about to say, before you interrupted me, we were going to speak to the police. But, as Donut reminded, the popo wouldn't do shit about it. ''
Tanny pauses for a second, then continues. '' So, we're going to steal a helicopter. ''
🍩 '' Mhm. If anyone does not want to, be free to leave. Keep in mind we have everyone's IPs and birth certificates though. ''
Everybody stands shocked, but as the threat is so severe, they all decide to co-operate with the plan.
M '' Hey, Diamond, where's your caterpillar? That little guy might be able to get us to the landing pad with ease. ''
💎 '' Fuck. I left him at home. I'm sure I could call him though. ''Diamond reaches for his phone in his pocket, and calls for the small bug.
Diamond's call
💎 '' Hey, we might need you here. ''
🐛 '' Hm? '' The caterpillar puts his pipe down and responds in a gruff voice. '' For what, eh? ''
💎 '' We gotta steal, um, a helicopter. Think you might be able to help? ''
🐛 '' Where ya at. ''
💎 '' Police station, Utah. You know which one. ''
🐛 '' Alright, see you in a minute. But remember, '' He leans closer to his phone, whispering. '' Don't forget about our deal. ''
💎 '' Yep, thanks, bye. ''
Police station, 3:15pm
The gang are waiting behind the police station, looking out for a little insecty thing. Suddenly, a parachute comes down from the sky. It seems to be that Diamond's friend, the caterpillar, has arrived.
🐛 '' I've brought the essentials. Let me do the work and I'll get the copter for you. ''
Within ten minutes the caterpillars back again with the helicopter, safely landed behind a hill near the police station. The gang walk over to it, marvelling at the fast flight.
M '' I've got butterflies in my stomach. Is this really a good idea? ''
T '' There's nothing else to do. ''
🐛 '' I'll fly you guys to wherever you're heading. ''
🍩 '' We're going to get some bombs. ''
Mikki and Lom look at each other in unison, and look back at Donut, then Tanny.
L '' You can't be serious. ''
M '' What are we going to do- with the bombs? ''
Tanny glances at her, and responds quite quietly.
T '' Just a little surprise. ''
Tanny, Donut and Bladey jump on the helicopter, while Mikki, Lom and Diamond follow shortly afterwards.
🐛 '' I know a good place which has explosives. I'll fly y'all to there. ''
Before anyone can ask anymore questions, the helicopter starts whirring and hovers in the air. Everyone makes sure they're strapped in, and looks out the windows. It's like being on an aeroplane, but more noisy. Mikki takes out some reeses and shares them with the crew. She looks at the packet, and sighs.
M '' Reminds me of T-rex. '' She mumbles, then eats one. Nobody understands the reference, so she explains. '' T-rex. Trxt. Just a name I have for him. Shame the day he re-joined we got banned. ''
L '' Ew. Not reeses. No thank you! ''
Bladey takes a bite out of his reese, and exclaims at the taste. '' Wow! I've never had these before, they taste delicious. ''
The squad smiles at Bladey, then continues thinking about what they'll do with the bombs. Nobody seems too sure about that plan, even Doughnut and Tanny are looking like they're just taking a risk.
🐛 '' Almost there! '' The caterpillar shouts as all of them look at the windows, watching over what seems to be a big garage door in a mountain. The helicopter lands on top, and the wings stop fluttering.
🐛 '' I'll be one second. Make some room for the bombs, alright? '' He jumps off the helicopter, and goes into the base.
After a while, he comes back, carrying a gigantic box, far too big for his little twinky body.
L '' Do you need help? That seems massi- ''
🐛 '' I spent 20 years in the war. This is nothing. ''
The caterpillar starts to throw the box around, elegantly like a ballerina. He then jumps in the back and places the box down, right on Diamond's foot.
💎 '' SHIT SHIT SHIT my foot holy SHITTT! '' Diamonds screams back in pain as his poor delicate scrumptious foot is crushed.
🐛 '' I warned ya. ''
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Fight of the balls
Fantasy˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ CW ;; swearing + light gore/blood ✧ hi! mikki (mikkique#0445) here, i hope u enjoy this story that was requested by Tanny (jesse pinkman#1405). it's mostly lighthearted and obviously not canon at all. :)) have fun! ALSO THERE ARE STILL SO...
