Ice Cherry Suckies are a poor, poor substitute for human blood.
Squee has lice eggs in his head.
I love Mountain Dew.
WOW I'M TYPING USELESS JUNK! :D This is BernBerns! :D I'mma lay eggs in your bellies!
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RANDOM PLAY WITH NO EXACT PLOT:
Zim: *dances*
Berni: *eats Jhonen Vasquez's beautiful, wonderful head*
Megan: *blows up and becomes voice in sky* WE ARE OUT OF PICKLES!
Now, for a word from out sponsors....
*Jack Spicer rides up in a totally "pimpin'" car*
Jack: Yo shizzle, this comic be TIGHT!
And back to the show....
Berni: *drinks Dr. Pepper* *looks down and accidentally opens mouth when about to swallow* *gets Dr.Pepper all over pants* Oh no...
Megan: *laughs at Berni from up above*
*Johnny C. shows up*
Johnny (Nny) C.: *eats our pickles* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME "NOODLE BOY"! *eats 'em more*
Megan and Berni: NOOOOOOO! *watch in horror as he eats our pickles ever so slowly and painfully...*
Richard Horvitz: I HAVE ARRIVED!
Megan: *still a deep, manly voice coming from the sky* Richard...
Richard: It's... It's...
Berni: No, it isn't Jesus, SILLY! That's my Meggo.
Richard: Meggo? As in...Eggo?
Megan: Yes... I love your butt...
Berni: THANKS! I've recently found a diet I can stick with so-
Megan: NOT YOU! I was talking to Richard!
Bernie: ...Oh...
Richard: Uh...Thanks. Here *rips off own butt* You can have it... *throws butt into sky, only to have it fall back and hit him in the face*
Berni: Megan? Why didn't you catch it?
Megan: *makes struggling sounds* Grr....WHERE ARE MY ARMS?! D:<
Berni: *notices Richard's butt* Heh...Heh heh heh... *murmurs* butt face...
Nny: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM!
Berni: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
*silence*
Wobble Headed Bob: You poor, stupid girl... Love is but an-
Berni: HA! Butt...
Wobble Headed Bob: *ignoring her* -illusion, handed to the ill tempered minds to keep them from going indefinitely insane... INSANE WITH GRIEF AND-
Nny: *kills Bob* Shut the f-
Megan: *becomes a person again and makes out with Richard's butt*
*all is silent butt the lips hitting butt sounds*
*Megan is done and cuddles the butt happily as she flies into space using her magical powers that were caused by a horrible experiment involving Funyuns and PEZ*
Berni: *slowly looks horrified* I really wish I hadn't come today...
NOW ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!
*Johnny C. holds up a Cherry Ice-Sucky*
Nny: I'm going to come through your window and use your disinfectant. :D
THE END!
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ALMOST ALL OF THIS BELONGS TO JHONEN VASQUEZ! HE IS TO THANK FOR THIS LOVELY PLAY!
