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Ice Cherry Suckies are a poor, poor substitute for human blood. 

Squee has lice eggs in his head. 

I love Mountain Dew.  

WOW I'M TYPING USELESS JUNK! :D This is BernBerns! :D I'mma lay eggs in your bellies!

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RANDOM PLAY WITH NO EXACT PLOT:

Zim: *dances* 

Berni: *eats Jhonen Vasquez's beautiful, wonderful head* 

Megan: *blows up and becomes voice in sky* WE ARE OUT OF PICKLES!

Now, for a word from out sponsors....

*Jack Spicer rides up in a totally "pimpin'" car*

Jack: Yo shizzle, this comic be TIGHT!

And back to the show....

Berni: *drinks Dr. Pepper* *looks down and accidentally opens mouth when about to swallow* *gets Dr.Pepper all over pants* Oh no... 

Megan: *laughs at Berni from up above*  

*Johnny C. shows up*  

Johnny (Nny) C.: *eats our pickles* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME "NOODLE BOY"! *eats 'em more*  

Megan and Berni: NOOOOOOO! *watch in horror as he eats our pickles ever so slowly and painfully...* 

Richard Horvitz: I HAVE ARRIVED! 

Megan: *still a deep, manly voice coming from the sky* Richard... 

Richard: It's... It's... 

Berni: No, it isn't Jesus, SILLY! That's my Meggo. 

Richard: Meggo? As in...Eggo? 

Megan: Yes... I love your butt... 

Berni: THANKS! I've recently found a diet I can stick with so- 

Megan: NOT YOU! I was talking to Richard! 

Bernie: ...Oh... 

Richard: Uh...Thanks. Here *rips off own butt* You can have it... *throws butt into sky, only to have it fall back and hit him in the face* 

Berni: Megan? Why didn't you catch it? 

Megan: *makes struggling sounds* Grr....WHERE ARE MY ARMS?! D:< 

Berni: *notices Richard's butt* Heh...Heh heh heh... *murmurs* butt face... 

Nny: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM! 

Berni: I LOVE YOU MOMMY! 

*silence* 

Wobble Headed Bob: You poor, stupid girl... Love is but an- 

Berni: HA! Butt... 

Wobble Headed Bob: *ignoring her* -illusion, handed to the ill tempered minds to keep them from going indefinitely insane... INSANE WITH GRIEF AND- 

Nny: *kills Bob* Shut the f- 

Megan: *becomes a person again and makes out with Richard's butt* 

*all is silent butt the lips hitting butt sounds* 

*Megan is done and cuddles the butt happily as she flies into space using her magical powers that were caused by a horrible experiment involving Funyuns and PEZ* 

Berni: *slowly looks horrified* I really wish I hadn't come today...

NOW ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!

*Johnny C. holds up a Cherry Ice-Sucky* 

Nny: I'm going to come through your window and use your disinfectant. :D

THE END!

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ALMOST ALL OF THIS BELONGS TO JHONEN VASQUEZ! HE IS TO THANK FOR THIS LOVELY PLAY!

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