Johnny and Berni's Waffle Adventure with Richard's Butt

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I enjoy waffles. That is why, today, I shall eat some!

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ANOTHER HORRIBLY TERRIFYING PLAY:

Berni: I ENJOY WAFFLES!

Nny: WAFFLES INDEED!

Berni: HOORAH FOR THE WAFFLES!

Richard's Butt: *toot toot*

Berni: *gasps* WHAT'S THAT? TIMMY GOT STUCK IN THE WELL!?!?

Nny: OH NO!

Richard's Butt: *toot toot toot*

Berni: OH, so it was MEGAN who got stuck in the well?

Nny: LE GASP!

Richard's Butt: *exasperated* *toot toot!*

Berni: Oh... *nods understandingly* I see...

Nny: WHAT'S IT MEAN, OH WISE BERN-BERNS?!?!?

Berni: He said... WE SHOULD ALL GO DANCING WITH THE MONGOOSE QUEEN!

Richard's Butt: *tooooooooot!* *angry* *toot toot toot toooooot!*

Berni: Oh... She's working at... *looks horrified as she looks to side, camera closing down on her face* IHOP!?!?

Nny: Why the Hell am I here?

Richard's Butt: *happily* *toot*

Berni: *looks sppokily at Johnny* Hey... Hey Nny...

Nny: *pulls out a knife and smiles* Mmmhmmmmmmmm...

Berni: Wanna go see if they have Cherry Ice-Suckies at IHop?

Nny: *stabs Richard's butt* Weellll....

Berni: WHY ARE YOU SO DANG OUT OF CHARACTER?

Nny: BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER READ ALL OF MY COMICS, ONLY CHAPTER ONE OF THE FIRST ONE!

Berni: Oh yeah....

Nny: *nods happily*

Berni: Soo... YOU WANNA GO!?!?

Nny: YOU BETCHA!

*both frolic into the sunset never to return again*

THE END!!

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This has been ashlie_marie/belle_limbsky! :D

DISCLAIMERS:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac belongs to Jhonen Vasquez

Richard's Butt belongs to Richard Horvitz

And Berni (ME) belongs to her(MY)self. :)

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