Probably the best Azur Lane fic in Wattpad because the rest is pure cringe

Chapter 3 - PCSI (Port Crime Scene Investigation)

(A/N Notes: A quick chapter this one was. You probably read that with Yoda's voice, anyways the next chapter, will be released someday in the future that I don't know when because I still need to write it)

It was another day at the Azur Lane port, and thus another day of endless paperwork. The commander was as always when he was not fucking around or running away from work, dealing with all the paperwork on his desk, and today he had the secretary ship of the week, Essex to help him

"... Commander, can I ask you something?"

"Hm? Sure, what do you want to ask me, Essex?"

"Are you human?"

"..."

"..."

The commander looked towards Essex in silence at her question, he remained quiet for long seconds before responding

"... Yes!"

"What was that pause for?"

"Nothing really"

Then the commander went to take a sip from his mug that had the words "Best 100% human commander of Azur Lane", but then he noticed that it was empty

"Ah! Essex, could you please pick a beverage for me?"

"Of course, commander!"

Essex then left the office to take a drink for the commander. After a short walk, she arrived at the cafeteria, which right now was empty because of the hour, then she went to one of the open bar fridges to grab a drink for the commander

"Huh? There's only Oxy-cola here"

"Ara, if it isn't Essex"

"Huh? New Jersey! What brings you here?"

"I came to have some ice cream, and what about you?"

"The commander asked me to bring a beverage to him, but there's only Oxy-Cola here"

"Ah! That. Just bring the Oxy-Cola to him"

"Eh? But isn't Oxy-Cola only for shipgirls?"

"Well, the commander is always drinking it, though"

"... Eh, but isn't he human?"

"... ... ... Yes, he is"

"Why the pause?"

"Nothing really, now if you excuse me, I'll take my leave, I promised to bring ice cream to Tico as well. See ya, Essex"

"Ah! Yes. See you, New Jersey"

After New Jersey left, Essex contemplated for a little longer whether to bring Oxy-cola for the commander, before she decided... to search a little more until she found a bottle of 100% apple juice to bring to the commander

"Sorry for the tardiness, commander! Here's your drink"

"Ah! Thanks, Essex. Apple juice? You could've just brought Oxy-Cola, but thanks anyway"

"...Thank you, commander" <It was really okay to bring him Oxy-Cola!?>

The commander continued doing his paperwork until the door to his office was opened with a bang by Allen M. Sumner

BANG

"Commander! We have serious problems!"

"Don't say it, what it was this time?"

"A crime has occurred in the port!"

"A crime you say?"

"Yes!"