Probably the best Azur Lane fic in Wattpad because the rest is pure cringe

Chapter 4 - The need for acceleration to achieve aerodynamic lift

(A/N Notes: Warning this chapter contains high levels of randomness, you have been cautioned) 

The commander was flying high in the sky having broken through the sound barrier, and he was flying a... Hmmm... What do the cool kids pilot these days?... F/A-18s? Is that really it?... Okay, got it. Ahem, the commander was flying a F/A 18 that he got from who knows where, I'm not the one who knows it either, but he was still flying one at a supersonic speed of Mach 2, I guess. And then he crashed onto a wall

Yes, the commander crashed onto a wall, to be more specific, the wall to his office

"Nyaaaaaaa!? What happened here nya!?"

Akashi, who was passing by to ask the permission of the commander to sell some dubious quality stuff, like the dirty capitalist cat she was. And when she opened the door she saw a F/A-18 stuck onto a wall with the commander inside the cockpit

"Nyyyyaaaaaaaa!? Commander!? What were you doing nya!?"

*Unbickling himself* "Nothing much, just coming back from Ace Wombat 7, cool shit I tell yah"

The commander then jumped out of the crashed jet, while Akashi was still confused at what he was saying and at the state of his office

"And this bad boy can fit so many MSLs" *Slaps F/A-18 roof*

And after that slap, the F/A-18 slowly began to move backward, and then fell to the ground below, and then it exploded. The commander and Akashi both watching the explosion from the big hole in his office

"There goes millions of gems..."

"... Commander"

"What is it?"

"I think we have bigger problems than that nya"

They both kept standing near the hole that the commander made in his office with their arms crossed

"We can just fix the hole by having you sell some dubious stuff to the other shipgirls"

"I don't think that will be enough nya"

"Think! Akashi, think! Use your dirty capitalist brain to come up with a solution to our money problems!"

"But we don't have that many resources that can make a lot of money nya"

"Why don't we use the wisdom cubes?"

"You won't have enough of those for the next event if we use them nya"

"Touché"

"What if we have the shipgirls take nu-"

"We need to keep this story below R-18 for as long as possible"

Nyaaaaa... Ah! Why don't we sell your half-naked photos to the shipgirls, commander?"

"Some of them will definitely use those photos for some shady stuff, so no"

The two went back to thinking for solutions, that didn't involve actually working honestly and saving money, because they were dirty capitalists who wanted to make a quick buck, and because the commander really need gold since the current event has eaten all of his cash

"What if we made a festival or competition and have the shipgirls bet on a winner?"

"Nyaaaa, and we rig the results ensuring that we get to keep all the money nyaaa"

" "Kukukukuku" "

"Let's do that nyaaa! Minus the rigging the results because something would happen that would reveal that we rigged the results, nya"