cupbros headcanons bc i deserve it

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by crinolinegurl

by crinolinegurl

guess who has summer school yall :DD /s
anyways here are some random headcanons I got for the bros
pic above is by brightgoat

♦️🃏Cuphead 🃏♦️

- he likes hate-watching bad movies and tv shows
- he collects """garbage""" that he thinks is cool (like bottle caps and monster energy cans mayhaps)
- we all agree he's aroace right?
   • has tried romance and intimacy, absolutely not a fan
- trans guy don't @ me
   • as such would not feel very comfortable in skirts
- would like the shrek series because of the memes
- he'd be one of those clout-hungry tiktokers that does dangerous stunts for fame
   • either that or a commentary youtuber
- i think he would've been an emo in high school
- he'd like music that makes him feel like his brain is gonna explode. he'd listen to Will Wood, Mother Mother, and pretty much anything hyperpop

🎶♦️Songs I associate w Cuphead ♦️🎶
- 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
- money machine by 100 gecs
- Burning Pile by Mother Mother
- Pretty Cvnt by Sewerslvt
- 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) by Will Wood
- There's Something Happening by Jack Stauber
- Problems by Mother Mother
- My Alcoholic Friends by The Dredson Dolls
- The First Step by Will Wood
- Haunted by Laura Les

🎴♠️Mugman ♠️🎴

- gets unreasonably pissed when people call it Frankenstein and not Frankenstein's Monster
- he likes baking n drawing a lil
   • yknow that scene in Turning Red where Mei is drawing art of that guy? mugman drawing cala (in normal ways) and feeling ashamed about it
- bi guy
   • he had internalized homophobia at some point methinks
- would be comfortable wearing a skirt (or a wedding dress yknow)
- would like megamind bc it's got good themes and good writing
   • he'd also like the shrek movies (mostly just 1 and 2)
- he'd be the type to say he's gonna make a YouTube channel but doesn't think his video ideas are good enough so he never posts anything
   • if he ever got past that I think he'd make videos about history or baking
- he would've been a fandom tumblr type of kid in high school i think
- he'd like the oldies (anything from the 30s to the 80s) and classical music. i think he'd listen to Queen, Jack Stauber, and Cavetown

♠️🎸Songs I associate w Mugman 🎸♠️
- Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical
- Dr. Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
- Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
- Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon
- Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown
- Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott
- My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone
-Little Dark Age by MGMT
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears
- Oblivion by Grimes

it was really hard for me not to just put my whole mugman playlist on there anyways uhh have a good day yall