Sumeru Story Headcanons ⚠️DISCONTINUED⚠️

Sumeru Archon Quest Act III: Primas cum Delusio Part 2

 Changes are at the end

Everyone finishes eating

Collei: "woooooo im stuffed, i almost forgot we have to do something after eating!" she said as she happily pats her stomach

Amber: "mm mm! agreed!" she nodded followed by a stretch

Paimon: "Paimon thinks so too!" she giggled while nodding

Aether: "Alright, lets get started shall we?" he said as he stood up from his seat 

Cyno: "Someone's exited" he politely smiled as he also stood up 

Lisa: "*yawn* lets get this over with" she lazily said

Kaeya was already standing up. he was just at a nearby tree flipping his coin like how his idle animation would, as he thinks about where this assassin may be-

Paimon: "Hello?? Teyvat to Kaeya! its time to goo!" she said as she snatched the mora from his hand whilst it was still airborne 

Kaeya: "hey! you could get arrested for that yknow?" he said in an annoyed tone as he snatched it back harshly from the pixie 

Collei: "you need to 'chill' ice-boy" she mocked

Kaeya: "i'll forgive you only because it wasnt a bad joke" he said dramatically dusting off imaginary dirt from his shoulder

Aether: "hmm, Lisa and Cyno, Amber and Collei, and then Me with Kaeya"  aether assigned

Paimon: "HEY!! WHAT ABOUT PAIMON!?" she said as she stomped on air

Everyone couldn't help but facepalm

Aether: "paimon... your automatically with me you know" he sighed

Paimon: "oh.. hehe.. r i g h t" she nervously chuckled as she scratches the back of her head

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Aether and Kaeya PoV

Aether: "Kaeya, where are we going?" aether said as he tried to keep up with the taller male

Kaeya: "wherever this feeling is leading me" he simply said

Paimon: "and what exactly is that feeling hm?" she asked curiously and slightly annoyed because they havent seen anything in a while

Kaeya: "ah..  you know that feeing where you and your sibling can like find each other no matter where sorta type of thing?" he shrugged, still not bothering to look at the traveler

Aether: "only if theyre nearby" he frowned

Paimon: "So your saying Diluc's nearby? but thats impossible!" she said facepalming

Kaeya: "i was answering our dear traveler's question, not saying Diluc's here" he said as he mentally facepalmed, but then again....

Paimon: "ohhhhhh paimon gets it now" she nodded with a smile not even correcting her mistake

Kaeya: "oh would  you look at that, a fatui camp" he points to 

Aether: "well that took long eno-"

CLANG

oH wHo maY tHat bE

???: "Oh for archon's sake dont you do anything else but fight every living being you see?" he said in a calm yet annoyed tone

Pyro Agent: "JUST SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY, WE WILL NOT LET YOU KILL THE 3RD" he said trying to dodge both normal Pyro and the Delusion powered fire 

???: "kill? a harbinger? i have no intention for that nor am i not interested to share my intentions either" he said kicking the electro infused hammer fatui guy with his pyro infused foot

Paimon: "THERE WASN'T ANTHING SAYING THIS GUY HAD A PYRO VISION!?" she said a "little" too loud to the point where everyone stopped fighting and just stared and the trio

". . ."

Taking advantage of the stunned fatui agents, disguised dude just went uhhh


KICK

WHACK

FWOOM

CHANT WHATEVER SPELL

and uh