Billionaire besties

Chapter 1: I swear I say shoes and not joggers normally

Shrek walked into the store as he thought abitu what he should've gotten for his new bae Mark. His cousin Remmy was supposed to help him but he was too busy "in the hospital cuz he got "stuck in a mouse trap"" like yeah right those don't even exist.

He scoured the area he didn't know much about Mark because they met on tinder. all he knew abiut him was that he was studying feet at UCLA (ugly cows like anyone). "Ah ha!" He shouted "ME FINE NEW BABE WOULD LOVE THESE COOL NEW KICKS" he said as he picked up the shoes. They were green and had were from the brand "Jeff's Juicy Joggers"

He went to the checkout machine and got in like the man behind him tapped his shoulder. Shrek sexyly turned around and said (read in a Scottish accent) "What do you want". The man behind him was beautiful. Stunning his round hairless head was shiny and clean. (read in brittish accent don't ask why it just fits) "That's actually my brand I'm Jeff Bezos owner of Jeff's Juicy Joggers"

Shrek couldn't belive it "HOP ON" he said and Jeff leaped onto his shoulders getting a piggyback ride "YEEE HAWWWWWW" Jeff yelled with his cowboy hat. and Shrek galloped out of the store on his way to his babes party