God, my head is throbbing, I take a look around as I rub the swelled mark on my forehead.
Where am I?
I finally adjust to my surroundings to realize-
I have no idea where I am!
Just a moment ago I was taking a short stroll outside my apartment, when bam, I was on the ground.
I thought I had just fainted but this seems like I'm in a completely different dimension! Am I even on Earth!?!
I have to be, that's such a dumb idea, I must've just walked a little farther than I expected.
That's what I thought until....
I noticed a tall figure move close by near some mushroom patches.
I start to look around for the figure, hoping that they can be as some sort of help as to what's going on.
Suddenly, I feel a strong grasp on my wrist that flips me around.
I stand there in awe to see the same tall figure I had seen earlier, except...
This guy was strong and muscular, must be like a gym bro or something, at least that's what I thought until I glanced up only to realize...
He wasn't human!!!!
His head was a mushroom cap!
It was the color of some psychedelic shroom, it was like no other color I've seen before!
Whatever color the cap of the mushroom was, was certainly not the most prominent part of him.
I mean, look at this guy! He's jacked!
Yeah for sure he has a weird shroom head but I gotta let the guy have it, it was kind of the move.
Psychedelic shroom dude with rock hard abs, i mean why not!
I suddenly realize I had been staring at him for muchhhh to long. He glances downwards at me.
"Who are you..... and what are you doing in this garden?" He said
I ponder, whatever could shroom dude mean, i just got here, I don't even know why I'm here!
I gather myself and prepare to speak to the uhh.... Shroom headed..... something.
"I'm actually not quite sure why I'm here either, I was going on a walk and I think I fainted, and now, all of sudden, I'm in this new place. You get me?"
He clearly, most definitely, did not get me.
"THIS GARDEN, is for shrooms only, are YOU a shroom? I doubt it."
The shroom dude looked up and pinched the edge of his mushroom cap like it was his nose bridge and sighed.
"Listen okay, this garden was supposed to be a secret from any creature outside of being a shroom, well, it was a secret until you 'suddenly' appeared here.
Okay okay, yeah, you know what, that's a really fair point, but how am I supposed to control when I get randomly transported to a completely different world.
