6. Dirty pick-up lines they tell you

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TANJIRO.

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?".

ZENITSU.

"This might seem corny, but you're making me horny."

INOSUKE.

"I find your lack of nudity disturbing."

MITSURI.

"Nice pants! Can I test the zipper?".

SHINOBU.

"I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down".

KYOJURO.

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

OBANAI.

"Can you do telekinesis? Because you've made a part of me move without even touching it".

SANEMI.

"Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock".

GIYUU.

"I'm having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?".

DOUMA.

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon".

KOKUSHIBO.

"Do you go to Church often? 'Cause tonight you're going to be on your knees".

AKAZA.

"If you're feeling down, I can feel you up."

MUZAN.

"Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging you".

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