Once upon a time in a land of dreams and miracles, a war was happening. The natives of that land were in a war against the Amongussies, ruthless killers of war who stopped at nothing to finish their tasks. The natives, who were experienced magic casters, set their sights on using the ultimate magic: Hero Summon.
On that day, whatever day it was, they set up their magic circle altar to summon the hero.
General Luigi: The circle is ready!
General Mario: It's a me, Mario!
Magic Circle Altar: BBBRRRVVVVVVVMMMMMMMM...
The circle beamed out a light and out came the hero. Everyone was blinded at first but then the light and dust dissipated away.
KABOOM!!!
The hero appeared. However, this hero was no hero. This was instead a plain looking woman. General Luigi looked at her in awe. General Mario said "It's a me, Mario." The woman looked at General Luigi and said,
Woman: You're so hot looking.
General Luigi became flustered and told her about the ongoing war between the Amongussies and the natives of this land.
The woman agreed to help and told them her name.
Woman: My name is Jax's Mom.
General Luigi: Wowie what a pastariffic name you have.
General Mario: It's a me, Mario!
In Amongussy Land,
Amongussy 1: Among us among us among us...
Amongussy 2: bussy bussy mongussy???
Among Us Booty: I agree.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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