Me: Omg S, J, look! A wedding dance floor you guys have to dance!
S: we're not married.
Me: wait if you're my dad, and J is your girlfriend is she my mom?
J: I'm nobody's mom.
S: I have multiple mother's for each child. They're all dead at the bottom of a river, I don't know which river but they're down there somewhere.
*discusses K's innocence level*
-i don't remember exactly what we said but we talked about pegging, knots and golden showers lmao-
Me and L: *staring at S while aggressively chanting "ooga booga"
The entire bus: AYE YAI CAPTAIN
S, A, and me: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO OFF A CLIFF OFF A CLIFF. X2 NOW WE'RE ALL DEAD
