shart drdt chatfic

welcome to gay deadass hell, everyone is fruity

— February 8th - 1:52 PM —

[David Chiem invited M.ALE.W.IFE, BowlingGirl2102, Hu Jing, and 12 others]

[mgaylord joined the chat]

mgaylord: cool new place to spam gay memes! 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉

David Chiem: Please don't... the others haven't gotten to turn their notifications off yet :(

[AceSexual joined the chat]

AceSexual: Fick you 🤬 Im leavign

[AceSexual left the chat]

[Hu Jing joined the chat]

Hu Jing: *fu**, *leaving

mgaylord: yk you didn't have to censor it now nobody knows what you're talking about 😐

Hu Jing: *fuc*

David Chiem: Close enough. Anyways, once (if) everybody arrives (which I trust they will) (minus Charles) (except maybe he'd join to tell us we have the IQ of a rat then leave) (wait the IQ of a rat is 105 that's actually not too bad) what should we do?

[theonlysaneone joined the chat]

theonlysaneone: no actually I might stay.

mgaylord: heyy shawty 🥵🥵 ur v ✨papi owoo✨ today

Hu Jing: what? is that an inside joke? I don't understand?

theonlysaneone: it's something he made up to be quirky or whatever since he gets no bitches. I whole-heartedly hate it.

[narcoleopard93 joined the chat]

mgaylord: that's not what you said last night 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✨

David Chiem: Oh?

[socialanxietnya joined the chat]

theonlysaneone: nevermind. you all have the iq of seahorses and I'm leaving. goodbye manwhore

[theonlysaneone left the chat]

Hu Jing: how do you feel about that, Whit?

mgaylord: sad 😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😱😨😰😥😓😪 my gay boyfriend left me to die here alonr

narcoleopard93: the last one is a sleeping emoji

mgaylord: excuse me BIATCH, u just showed up to poop my party u don't get to talk smack 😡

narcoleopard93: i was offended by the inappropriate misuse of my literal identity

mgaylord: u identify as an emoji?? cool well I'm an attack helicoper (not mocking I'm gae too)

Hu Jing: *helicopter

mgaylord: I'M TYPING FATS OK MIM

Hu Jing: you're typing fats? okay, glad to see you've decided to become more than skin, bones, and fruitiness. and mimosas are invasive, yes. kind of like you.

narcoleopard93: no dumbass look at my user

mgaylord: all I got from ur user was that u do drugs

narcoleopard93: it's literally referring to narcolepsy not the drugs dumbass.

[M.ALE.W.IFE joined the chat]

narcoleopard93: i was going to do narcolesbian originally then anticipated something similar to this happening so here i am now