shart drdt chatfic

omg guys its the wlw

— February 9th - 7:18 AM —

— Unnamed Group Chat —

Edeeen<3: :>

manwhore: omg guys look its the wlw! 😍😊🏳️‍🌈

Min J.: are you referring to Eden or the other ≈5 sapphics here?

Min J.: also, congratulations on learning how to spell

manwhore: wait theres only 5 what about you now hu 🤷

Min J.: I retract my previous statement. and Hu is aroace.

Edeeen<3: speaking of ! :} i'm also arospec n ace,, and polyamorous,,, and mspec lesbioli :). sorry if it's a lot of terms

manwhore: SPEAKING OF X2! FINALLY AN M-SPEC LESBIAN, CAN I ASK WHAT THAT MEANS 😀 like actually like im not being rude or anything im just lost

Edeeen<3: ofc dwdw <3 the m stands for multi, which means there's more than one gender that they attracted to. the lesbian is there because the attraction is to anything but masc identities. there's also the term trixenromantic but it's too longeee for most people and sounds like trixic which is different so m-spec lesbian is the more common term :>>

manwhore: NO ACTUALLY THANK YOU

theonlysaneone: as much as I appreciate the group chat being supportive. we do not need gsa at 7 A.M.

manwhore: yes we do 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨✨✨🧚

trappedinsephor: Sparkles

Min J.: so if you ever want to summon a Levi, just get a bit sparkly. btw Levi if you're comfortable, what's your sexuality and pronouns? we chatting

trappedinsephor: Closeted and he/they, thanks for asking.

manwhore: thats one way to be closeted

trappedinsephor: Pardonnez-moi?

manwhore: idk usually when ur closeted u just say ur straight or smth, not that ur closeted. but u do u bestie we all supportive here

trappedinsephor: Oh. Oh, right. God I am an idiot. Well honestly I don't know?

manwhore: ohhhh so probably questioning then. no need to worry about it if you dont want to but yuhh slay 😗👉👉

Edeeen<3: not that it's important, but is anyone here actually both cis and straight? :')

Min J.: uhh let's see,, Eden, Whit, Hu, and me can be eliminated out of the ones online. idk about Charles, and Levi is questioning. J and Arei are openly dating so we can eliminate them, Rose is lesbian, Xander and David are very likely not straight, Teruko isn't straight, and the rest (Ace, Veronika, Arturo, Charles) are potentially cishet. i doubt most of them are though. also two of them aren't in the chat so we can't exactly ask.

manwhore: idk but charles is zesty, probably not straight 😗😙

Min J.: is this your wishful thinking or is he actually

manwhore: both tbh, charles i see ur green dot ik ur lurking 🟢

theonlysaneone: yes and I am busy at the moment.

manwhore: with

theonlysaneone: rock climbing. I'm making coffee.

manwhore: u know exactly what i'm going to ask 👽👽👽👽

theonlysaneone: no.

theonlysaneone: fine.

manwhore: yayyy ✨

trappedinsephor:

BowlingGirl2102: Don't burn ur dick off sweaty!!!

theonlysaneone:

BowlingGirl2102: ALSO the Godzilla fic is completed!!!!! I put it on AO3 LMAO

theonlysaneone: hehehehHHEHEHEAP39RHEUeiruei3838478237;$#)

theonlysaneone: WHIT STOLE MY GODDAMN PHONE.

socialanxietnya: um,,? hey there was yelling in the kitchen like 3 seconds ago then it stopped,, what happened,,,,

Min J.: also Charles went offline, it must be those two. let's just hope nobody died??

socialanxietnya: should i check,,,,

BowlingGirl2102: Yes furry go check

BowlingGirl2102: Hurry the fuck up furry

socialanxietnya: sorry,,,, uhj theyre talking quietly i cant hear them

BowlingGirl2102: I'll check for myself then dumbass furry

Min J.: maybe we should not think out of our asses? leave them alone? sure I'm curious too, but it's rude

trappedinsephor: Agreed, please leave Whit and Charles alone. Don't intrude in personal conversations.

socialanxietnya: sorry

BowlingGirl2102: 😢😢😢 I can't help it I have mental illnesses :(

trappedinsephor: Crap, sorry.

Min J.: Levi, ignore Arei. she does have some issues but she shouldn't use them as an excuse

Edeeen<3: everybody just be nice ok :<<