World War 2

Pick up lines and dirty jokes!

-A.N. I'm really sorry for not updating, I've been having issues at school, with my dad, but now... I'm feeling really happy! My mom is pregnant and gonna get married! And I'm gonna be the Maid of Honor!-

1. Baby, your like my homework, I'm gonna slam you on a table and do you all night long!
2. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The dark knight rises.
3. What's the differance between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather and kinky is using the whole chicken.
4. Your like my pinkie toe, your cute and I'm gonna bang you against the table tonight.
5. Why is a blowjob like the military? The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
6. (Disney pick up line from Mulan) I like a women who speaks her mind and can handle a long sword.
7. Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
8. Are you the F5 key, because that ass is really refreshing.
9. Nice pants, mind if I try the zipper?
10. Are your legs made of nutella? Cuz id like to spread em'.
11. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see you in them.
12. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

-another note, you guys should check out my Yt channel, Froststar 4-