Slytherin Common Room [chapter 8]

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the little rascals🥸

ugly one:
lee?
where are you?
practice finished up
i thought you were waiting on me and george

fetus🤠:
*george and i

ugly one:
fuck you

fetus🤠:
i'll pass😁

lee😇:
sorry
i made eye contact with oliver and got scared
that man is hella intimidating
so i left

pocket pickle🧑‍🦲:
i don't blame you
he's a beast when it comes to quidditch

ugly one:
fr
we don't even start until after break and he's having us all practice before anyone leaves

fetus🤠:
awww
poor you
🥺🥺

ugly one:
i hate you

fetus🤠:
ok 👍🏽👍🏽

lee😇:
is hannah alive?

no david☹️:
no.

pocket pickle🧑‍🦲:
what's wrong??

no david☹️:
i'm not alive, so i can't tell you what's wrong.

ugly one:
oh merlin
she's using proper grammar
and punctuation
y/n fix you best friend before she commits genocide or something like that

lee😇:
please don't commit genocide
hannah, this isn't you🥺
i know you're better than that🥺
please don't do it🥺
for me🥺
🥺🥺🥺

fetus🤠:
she's fine
just having a bad day

no david☹️:
bad?
this isn't just a bad day.
IT'S THE WORST DAY I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

pocket pickle🧑‍🦲:
ok now i'm actually starting to worry
what's wrong with her

fetus🤠:
she learned we start taking OWLs this year

no david☹️:
IM GONNA GET NON-PASSING GRADES AND HAVE TO RETAKE ALL MY CLASSES

ugly one:
ha
twins🤭

pocket pickle🧑‍🦲:
as your actual twin i will admit imma prolly fail mine too

lee😇:
lmao
sucks to be y'all
i've been thriving in my classes all year

ugly one:
don't you beg y/n for the hw you never do?

lee😇:
NOBODY ASKED

ugly one:
sorry
just had to give a little reminder🤩

lee😇:
ur a bitch
...
☹️

fetus🤠:
just out of curiosity
who's staying during break??

pocket pickle🧑‍🦲:
me and george

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